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Will not be officially unveiled until the gardener trims the hedge. I think he comes in on a Friday 🤤

No KLM

No wonder there’s so many thick f@ckers about

Maybe the rest of them were out foraging for mushrooms, nettles and berries

Inverted wing back sounds painful. How long is he out for?

Zimmer frame?

I will be delighted if we pay the full £8 million for Simms. Because it will mean he has scored a shed load of goals and we will be in the Premier League.

Cannot see Robins pulling that one off

NÃO DIVULGADO

Wait for it UNDISCLOSED

I’m hearing voices in my head.

We will probably sign Eddie Yates

Is that the Wimbledon team?

The top 10 things you never knew about Victor before he leaves

Footballers no longer allowed to dry their balls with a towel! potential future headline for The Sun

Paying £1.5m for a player is one of the reasons they are in financial trouble

So we hear 😃

We could always burn the protesters instead of fossil fuels 🔥

Twat