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    Frank Lampard Rumours

    It must be wonderful to ring in the appointment of Frank Lampard over and over and over. Please, kill me
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    Frank Lampard Rumours

    You’re banned from this football forum. You, and your children and your children’s children…for three months
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    Frank Lampard Rumours

    Delayed my late afternoon wank for nothing; now my daily schedule is all fucked
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    Frank Lampard Rumours

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    Frank Lampard Rumours

    I am a football fan, so all my awareness of the Green Cross Code goes out the window when I'm in a group, as I'm soz-hard
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    Frank Lampard Rumours

    As an esteemed member of the "positive reaction club", what do I get for it?
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    Frank Lampard Rumours

    Thank god we sacked one of our best managers ever to ensure our season doesn't stall, eh?
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    "Baller League"

    I do not get this "YouTuber Ticky Tocky" craze, especially when it comes to football/gaming content. All of them just seem like loudmouth yobs with shit patter, but presume it is me that just isn't "getting it".
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    "Baller League"

    Even the name makes me want an asteroid to land on me and obliterate my existence...
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    Things that annoy you

    I've been told at times I am harsh, but people who wear "Daddy One" or some variation on the back of their replica shirt. What metrics are being used? Who did the rankings? How widely recognised is this self-awarded accolade? Up there with people who say their football club is "special", yes...
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    Match Thread Burnley FC - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th November 19.45 ko

    I wouldn't subject us to another one, but a thread of things it feels only happens at your club; - We never keep the ball from kickoff - We never keep the ball from a throw-in - Soft goals - Don't get the hype of Jaidon Anthony, I think he's a bag of crock (this one doesn't fit, but have to let...
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    Match Thread Burnley FC - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th November 19.45 ko

    Half tempted to create a thread, as it seems like something all fans probably feel about their team, but does it feel like we concede the weakest goals in the EFL?
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    Match Thread Burnley FC - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th November 19.45 ko

    Hmm. Didn't lay a glove of them. Far too passive.
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    Match Thread Burnley FC - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th November 19.45 ko

    Can't complain this time, to be fair
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    Match Thread Burnley FC - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th November 19.45 ko

    Collins should do a lot better
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    Match Thread Burnley FC - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th November 19.45 ko

    One day that kickoff routine will end in something besides a throw-in to the opposition
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    Match Thread Burnley FC - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th November 19.45 ko

    Cracking consistency referee. yellow for Norman but nothing for Anthony Hopkins?!
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    Match Thread Burnley FC - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th November 19.45 ko

    So this is how it feels the other side!
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    Frank Lampard Rumours

    Dean Austin: List of personnel cleared for mission Lampard as dictated by Doug King; Me and you Dean, obviously, Richard Overson, Richard Overson's wife, all of Richard Overson's wife's friends, their families, their families' servants, their families' servants' tennis partners, and some chap I...
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    Josh Eccles

    Give the likes of this forum a choice, and we'll be back to static 4-4-2 formation football, cavorting druids, death by stoning and dung for dinner
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