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Walking all the way to Allesley Road post office only to find it is now permanently closed. :mad:

Just a heads-up, Five Nights at Freddy's apparently has nothing to do with the Coventry school of the same name!

Citizen laid mine before I had a chance to paint the skirting boards. They also didn't bother to nail down or level the floorboards.:mad:

Yep. I mix a small amount of Bournville with Cadbury's as one is too sweet and the other too bitter.

It's getting hard to find to Bitter, let alone Mild, except for massively overpriced 'Premium Bitter'.

Mail order firms demanding I leave them a review on a third-party website. Yes, I ordered a product and it was delivered. What do they expect, a f'ckin medal? :mad:

A motorcycle does much less damage to other vehicles.

It recommends short wave radio videos for me, along with Lego. It's only a matter of time before it shows me a short wave radio made out of Lego. Facebook keeps suggesting posters I've never heard of, who live half way round the world and aren't on any friend's list as 'people you may know'.

It passes the time and helps me sleep.

This was the first Halloween ever I wasn't able to find a bag of mini Mars Bars. It's just as well as I usually end up scoffing them all myself. Also haven't seen any so-called 'Value Lager' (or Bitter) in Morrisons for as long as I can remember. It may taste disgusting but it allows me to...

Both Lloyds and Nationwide insisted on me visiting them in person, neither would accept evidence online.

I don't have a printer as I use one so infrequently the heads dry out and they stop working. Also it would be pretty easy to forge a self printed statement so is hardly proof of anything.

Indeed, the same bank which refuses to send me a printed statement insisted I show them at least two others when I reported a change of address!

I'm often asked for a printed bank statement as proof of income or proof of identity.

Have been using Avast! for as long as I can remember, never had a problem.

Waiting for the rain to stop so I can visit the shops. :mad:

Worst in England. A V2 which struck a packed cinema in Antwerp killed 567 people, including 296 allied servicemen.

They can't even pronounce London. Asked a kid on holiday where he was from he said 'Lannun'.

Blue Band margerine, the second-biggest seller at one time and especially popular with people of Germanic descent like me. Colt 45 or any American-style malt liquor for that matter. I once asked a girl on the deli-counter if she had any pork scratchings and she looked at me as if I'd made an...

They'll all come here!