Search results

Saw a couple of twenty-somethings in VERY tight gym gear in Stratford yesterday. Almost worth doing another circuit of the gyratory!

Likewise Victoria Coren

No more or less laughable than making Tony Blair "peace envoy to the Middle East"!!!

What she actually meant was "and what is it that you do, pleb?" I think this is acceptable social intercourse, but i have HATED the "And you are ...?" line since my first day at Uni when asked by one of the "elders" in the hall i lived in. Superior prick!

Hi-viz vests make surprisingly convenient handles, it appears! Excellent thuggery by the residents of SW18.

OK - what you having done??

We were lucky enough to be able to take a week off in France last week and thanks to a warning from my father-in-law we filled up before getting on the ferry. All the services on our way back to Worcestershire were saying "no fuel". The wife's car still has 250 miles left in the tank which...

Thank fuck for that - i was worried my puns were failing!

Her Finnish is probably even better than Gyokeres'!!!

"Joy tells CWR more about her plans for a new stadium" No, she really didn't - there was NOTHING we haven't been told before. This has got Gilbert's nasty little CovTel clickbait fingerprints all over it. And if ever there was a guy who had a voice for newspaper journalism, he's it! It's AWFUL!

I must be very lucky!

Hmm ... etiquette? The police will do you for careless driving or driving without due care and attention if you fail to follow the Highway Code "You should always drive in the left-hand lane when the road ahead is clear". Bit more of a rule than etiquette. The problem is that people think it...

Actually it's probably a low-level symptom of a wider pattern of controlling and coercive behaviour. What else does one partner insist they share? Do they exert control over the over partner's money and spending of household income, I wonder? At the very least there is probably a lack of trust...

The other thing that boiled my piss this morning was the truly awful Rachel Burden interviewing a sports economist guy and saying "the media need to ensure the pressure on Emma Raducanu doesn't get too much" - meanwhile, she's whipping the listening public into a frenzy about her talent and...

There are some truly revolting people inhabiting Twitter - in particular the comments being made (again) about Chris Whitty simply because he is doing his best to do his job. Social media has spawned a new breed of disgusting people who are being given a platform to say whatever they like.

5Live - again Interviewing Emma Raducanu's first primary school teacher who is explaining how "humble and grounded" she was at age 5. FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO wants to hear this shit, regarding whichever sports star is in the news. No-one gives a shit about tennis unless a Brit is winning, anyway...

It'd almost pay for your kid's university fees when the time comes (maybe!!)

The people on the gate at the Oval who let some c**t in with a fucking trumpet!

Isa Guha, England cricketer and commentator on Test Match Special. Lovely voice too. Clearly falls outside the "not so obvious" category, but hopefully brightening up your Monday will let me off the hook!

Ha ha - v good! Turned up to the rendezvous and it was a fucking journo!!!