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I'm hearing the German pre season theme is set to continue as we are close to signing Wily Schwanztickler from Dusseldorf. He's a like for like O Hare replacement.

Pressure on if Robins doesn't get a result here

If we don't move Godden on then King is clearly aspiring for 3 mid table finishes in 5 years, not top 6!

No he's shit the experts have spoken

Ahem I am re-releasing my recent hit to celebrate this occasion. Doug the Jolly Swagman Doug the jolly swagman was camping by the CBS Under the shade of Coventry Cidee And he sang the sky blue song as he dreamed of New signings "You can't go a Waltzing with just EMC" Down came a young Rapha...

He's from Maastricht, Plays in a league that's shit But we think he's just swell Raphaeeel

As long as it's consensual and they are 18+.

Rolling around soiling my nappy and eating mud probably

Lots of chants and chatter about next seasons shirt so might as well combine the two and piss a few off. To the tune of sharp dressed man by zz top New shirt, all sky blue And i know where I am goin' to Family Zone, with no child I don't need a reason why Theyll steal your seat as fast as...

Thank you for capitalising the G.

Got a good engine apparently

Diogenes is famous for his meeting with Alexander the Great.. Alexander came to corinth and went to meet Diogenes, who he found resting in the sun. Rather than showing any interest in meeting the brilliant Alexander, Diogenes told him to get out the way as he was blocking the sun. Alexander was...

How about a song about Brad in the style of shakespeare? Hark! Behold Brad Collins, keeper bold and fair, In the net, where foes doth cast their snare, Though balls oft slip from his grasp, 'tis true, Butterfingers, yet our hearts stay true. With valor he guards the goal, come what may, Amidst...

This is going to be a long summer

So frustrating - we turn up against any of these four and play like we did against Leicester and wolves and we do them.

I'd be very surprised if he chooses to go to celtic. This is his big move at the prime of his career. As great a club Celtic is and guaranteed to win silverware, he would be playing on easy mode against mediocre opposition every week. From the excitement of the championship, how fulfilling...

Where the fuck is the new kit? Club is a shitshow as usual.

Pyros in the clubshop