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That's straight out of Nick's book "How to Tackle".

It was either entry or jetty for me.

Offended or not, the people that complained should grow a backbone, and the ASA should tell them to piss of with their ludicrous complaints. Either that, or all adverts should consist of just a picture of what is being advertised and "Please Buy This" superimposed on the screen. Maybe then those...

WoooooHoooo! Come on the old five!

The BBC say Eccles has come on.

Godden replaced? Why?

As an aside, Crewe are 2 - 0 up at Middlesbrough. There could be a bit of an upset there.

I like squeezing it in from a very tight angle. My voice gets high pitched and squeeky too!

Is there much of a crowd there tonight?

WooooooHooooooo! Two goals in one game!

:D:D:D

Don't worry, Panda, they'll find someone else to pick on (although it can't be Max tonight).

It's obviously not been disallowed, so: WoooooHooool!

If we score, do we have to wait 30 seconds for the officials to decide whether or not it's offside before we celebrate?

Nice to see Hyam getting a game.

I' I'm sure that the Bolton youngsters will feel great after a pep talk from that buffoon.

What's the weather like up there? Does the pitch look OK?

I think we get a pretty good portion of the F&B revenue, OSB58. Not sure about car park revenue.

Fill your boots, G!

"Intimate" as in the old News of the World euphemism for sex?