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  1. shmmeee

    Outcomes required for Playoffs

    I’m more confident of beating Sunderland or Bristol than I was Boro in the semis last time. Feel about the same as I did about Luton about Sheff Utd. At least they haven’t fucked us so hard I’m still getting PTSD on behalf of JCS two years later.
  2. shmmeee

    Biamou or Simms

    OK Championship goals and appearances this season: Max Biamou - 0
  3. shmmeee

    Lampard

    Bring in the man known for his mental balance!
  4. shmmeee

    1 game to go

    Played a CB up front according to my Boro mate. They sound a right mess TBH.
  5. shmmeee

    Brad Collins

    Yes! Let’s bring Claire into this! Where is she? What’s she done?
  6. shmmeee

    Brad Collins

    If anything I wonder if his good performance up to them gave him too much confidence that made him think he could come for it. Or maybe he saw a cloud that reminded him of his mother’s breast. I’m not a fucking psychologist.
  7. shmmeee

    Lampard

    Im not saying they don’t count. Im saying if you want to predict our next result you’ll be closer guessing a 30% wins chance than 90%
  8. shmmeee

    Lampard

    Every time we’re like this the reserve comes in and absolutely stinks up the place and we’re like “oh yeah probably right not to play him”.
  9. shmmeee

    Lampard

    It’s far too small a sample size. Not even a season. But he’s not been winning every other game. He’s has a poor ten then an amazing ten then a poor ten. Like a striker who knocks in five one game then doesn’t score for nine. Yes technically scores one in two but really isn’t one in nine.
  10. shmmeee

    Lampard

    It’s like the Simms last season argument tho. Statistically you’ve got two very different populations. That ten game run isn’t really representative. You’ve got a streak of 90% win rate then a streak of 30% win rate. And the 30% streak is twice as long.
  11. shmmeee

    Brad Collins

    Ah yes. I remember when my anxiety was diagnosed from 100 yards. He played like a confident player yesterday. Can people stop making up medical diagnoses based on fuck all?
  12. shmmeee

    Lampard

    But most of that was a ten game fluke run. Outside of that he’s what 6/20 wins? So closer to 30%
  13. shmmeee

    Lets look on the bright side

    If we lose those players all at once we’ve probably got £40m+ for Lampard to spend.
  14. shmmeee

    Outcomes required for Playoffs

    Because he likely wouldn’t have had a worldy and would just have conceded some of the saves Collins made. Up until his mistake Collins was in some of the best form of his season.
  15. shmmeee

    Lampard

    Yeah but they were all over us and we offered little threat at the other end. Collins didn’t stop us beating Sunderland. Today he kept goals out before throwing it away. Our problem was we were camped in our area for 80 mins.
  16. shmmeee

    Outcomes required for Playoffs

    Let’s be honest. We’d have been three down already if we had Wilson in goal today.
  17. shmmeee

    Lampard

    We didn’t lose to Plymouth and Luton because of Collins. We lost because we got bullied by both as a team.
  18. shmmeee

    Brad Collins

    Im not 100% convinced it was even going in before Binks touched it looking at that.
  19. shmmeee

    Outcomes required for Playoffs

    Oh I don’t think they will but they’re one of only two sides to manage it at all this season so more of a chance than most.
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