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A scrappy 1-0 with the winning goal deflected off 3 Oldham players' buttocks will do me.

My best find was 3 slightly water damaged Escort mags and a packet of 10 Silk Cut in the derelict Vauxhall Tavern. For a 12 year old, it was akin to finding the Lost Treasure of Sierra Madre.

It's female trait, isn't it? Discarding the male collection of precious things. That's why, to this day, I still sabotage all of my mum's beverages; she has to pay.

Hmm, plenty. Transformers toys, my vast GI Joe/Action Force collection (that my fucking mum threw away when I left home, I hate her I hate her it's not fair), those Nestle animal chocolate bars and Ribena after school, slapping people in Tae Kwon Do class at the Hillfields community centre, and...

London Has Fallen, the sequel to Olympus Has Fallen, is absolute shit biscuits. Cheesy, humdrum and to be honest, the plot was promising until they rushed through any semblance of a decent storyline to push cheese and bullets. Gerard Butler, give it up. 2/10 Incidentally, watch Southbound.

I wasn't pinning it solely on SISU, perhaps I worded it badly. It was more of an attempt to give clarity to those who still bash SISU, and still lament the loss of key players to larger clubs.

Trashmen, Surfin' Bird. It's like musical amphetamine, soon as it kicks in, you're up and doing shit before you know it.

A class act in a Sky Blue shirt, these days anyway, is never likely to wear the shirt for long - be it via loan, or a bigger club offering SISU the bare minimum for them. This is our reality. There are far too many fans with their heads in the past, expecting us to attract name-players and...

Also, women driving Panzer tanks on the school run, with an inability to gauge space, distance and RIGHT OF FUCKING WAYYYY.

No, you're not selfish. She was just venting, mate. It's what people do to those closest to them. Shit situation with the brother though, however the change will come from him if he wants it. No amount of counselling and attention will solve it. Everyone has a choice, to be destructive or...

Every season is dreadful. Even last season, when we topped the table, we all knew it was hands in heads/arse making buttons in the chair time at some point. Our seasons are judged on varying degrees of mediocrity. We should all be fucking well used to it by now, so yeah, feel free to broadcast...

Or vice versa. A friend of mine named her 3 boys Ryland, Cunningham and Barnaby. My brain still can't accept it, she needs a slap.

And on the day they 'fuck off', Les Dennis becomes the leader of a Guerilla Terrorist unit, with blue swimming goggles as their only attire. Not likely, they're not going ANYWHERE till the club is dead.

Since 21 goals in 73 games at the start of his career is the best ratio he's managed, I'd say he'll get about 6 goals this term. He comes up 4th in the Google list for 'Marvin', incidentally.

Also, 'on route' instead of en route. Fucking peons.

First post, may as well start here; I had an account years back, but the password is as elusive as a comfy chair in a doctor's surgery. Let's hope it's a display to spark any semblance of a resurgence. Anything will do, seriously. I've been out of the loop for a while, so try and resist...