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Nice. A lot of people who were at Selhurst Park on Monday could do with a lesson in the offside rule. Interesting quote here: Encouraging... Because football was invented in 1992? I don't believe this. If I had 50p for every time someone had asked me the offside rule, I'd have about a quid...

Is there any reason you can't use Tapatalk?

Oh dear sweet Jebus, that just gave me flashbacks. Did you know there used to be a poster on a certain LCFC forum called SuperScout? Feckin' hilarious it was.

Do you like fishsticks?

I've got a little bet on that by 2017 we'll be taken over by a bloke called Pringle.

He's improving, slowly. Pearson appears to have time for him, which is encouraging. Not with our midfield it won't. As someone has pointed out on an LCFC board in recent weeks, it appears we've paid out a lot of money for a very average Championship side. So... not us then. The owners...

That's one way to stop him scoring against us I suppose...

And he took us back to the PL for a season, but I'd sooner eat my own eyes than see him back in the dugout at the KPS.

Well, it couldn't be much worse. I'd probably end up bringing Micky Adams in as manager for a gag though.

Very constructive, and not at all contradictory. Have you been to Foxestalk lately?

Until the 'R' appears next to your club's name on the league table, you can stay up. 21 games to play, 63 points still available.

Yes. Clueless clown of a man. Manages some little club up north now. Er... I'm not Cov by the way.

Tell you what, if the chance comes up I'll lend CCFC £2.50. You'll have to come up with the rest.

This reminds me of how I felt when we had Holloway. I didn't believe we'd get anything from any game. Winning 4-1 at West Brom was bizarre. That season didn't end very well to be honest. Division Three was fun though.

Who? Something tells me you're not confident.

What's the date?

Please, please no. This would make me cry. Sweet baby Jebus, no. Basically, what I'm saying is... the lad is dogshite. Ever since we signed him permanently, he appears to have the footballing intelligence of a hamster. He makes aimless runs like a recently beheaded fowl and gives away an...

I'll have you know I've got ten fingers. And two thumbs.

If you're looking up the M69 and find yourself jealous of our support, there's something seriously, seriously wrong.