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I've just popped down with my floral tribute to Amy Winehouse, last years christmas tree.It's the perfect tribute, five and a half feet, dead and surrounded by needles.

Great player was that Ali dia. Don't think he was given a fair crack of the whip.

Prince Phillip is a legend, I'm sure he was wheeling the gags out at William and kates wedding

That ted bates statue never fails to amuse me!! It's brilliant

Hmmm good point. Although the lack of seatbelt and the massive impact could easily have forced her and her whorish head through to the front of the merc and into the wheel.

Amy Winehouse meets Lady Diana at the pearly gates. Amy says to her "why is your halo black?" Diana replies "you must still be off your face darling, it's a fucking steering wheel".

I just made a hotel out of small cheesy biscuits. It's not exactly the ritz. How's that?? Acceptable?

It never fails to amaze me when people can't even spell the name of someone they are trying to take the piss out of even when it's written down in front of them. Absolute dope

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty? About a week hopefully.

I usually find that when celebs admit they are pill popping sniff heads with a very strong taste for booze proof enough.

Oh and for the record if lily wants to stop her babies falling out before they're ready she should lay off the booze and sniff. But I guess we should feel sympathy for these ill disciplined wretches.

I see rob is the forum ambassador of taste and decency, if he doesn't agree with what is said it's wrong.

I couldn't believe it when I was informed that Lily Allen voted Conservative last year. Until I realised she'd never been into labour.

Imagine worshipping a mafia hitman!!!! Oh.

He must set himself very low standards if the possibility of joining this sinking ship is "thrilling"

Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. "Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?" she asks. St. Peter replies, "No, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!"

Gotta be Mickey Adams, mostly because he took his kids along to his sacking as some sort of pathetic bargaining tool. Soft cock

Did you smash it??

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!" "But... But it can't be... We buried you..." "Yeah, I'm just fucking about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."