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What, masturbate into a £5 note?

My mate walked into the pub last night with a massive black eye. "How did you get that?" I asked. He replied. "I was banging my...

I think this means you’re going to come into some money.

Some of the negativity is wild to me tbh. I'd like us to bring in a couple more players, but its not even the end of the window yet! 4...

Torps been brilliant

We’d all like a Hamer regen, which is partly why a Torp upgrade is my wildcard. I still think the right CM transforms this (or most)...

He was available for £20m last August as a release clause and had no interest

I suppose it could be considered fair game to come to the conclusion that the club has tried to raise money by selling either MVE...

Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? Because they don't like each other

I remember when a cannibal took my sister to a Russell Crowe movie. Gladiator? No, I really miss her.

I have only watched this once ! Scared the living daylights out of me 😮 based on truth of course

My mate says he’s a communist. My mate also says that all medicine is a way that the government is trying to control us so doesn’t go...

Stumbled across 10 Rillington Place (1971) yesterday. Got Dickie Attenborough and a very young John Hurt in it. True story about some...

Surprised at Doyle joining Wrexham, he’s probably been blinded by the plastic Disney-funded, faux-underdog shite. They’ve got a weird...