Recent content by Otis

You know what, I wouldn't be surprised if all the teams immediately below us dropped points. Obviously Norwich have a great chance against their local rivals, Ipswich. Boro have been really wobbling and Pompey are desperate for points, so I think that maybe Pompey can sneak something out of...

Did I ever mention I wasn't very good at maths?

Most definitely. Phase 2 - A win for the City Phase 4 - More woe for Middlesborough Phase 5 - Crack open the champagne in the fridge

Love Tomita

What? Hair and no hair?

I'd like us to win the first game. So, basically anyone we have the best chance against. Maybe a Brentford, Fulham or Forest at home etc. Or it would be great if it was Sunderland again and we beat them, mind. 👍🏻

Fair play to you and please cry away. Embrace the moment. 😎🏆

I swear you have a crush on a contestant every series, Daz. 😂

So very true.

Hasn't FL said they are getting Markelo up to speed for Championship football? Surely that means you don't pick him from the off. He's a player to be introduced gradually, isn't he?

He thinks you're full of shit

Yep. Play your best side. Get the game won, THEN give periphery players a run out.

And in the 69th min I am going to cast my mind back to my very flexible ex girlfriend.

This be me origin. I actually used Otis B Driftwood as my username at first, but then shortened it a number of years ago.

If we do it properly, it should honour the year we were formed. 1883. So, 18 + 8 is 26 and 8 + 3 is 11. 11 + 26 = 37. So the 37th minute and at the onset of that minute we should all don very, very long shorts and put on fake twirly moustaches. 60 seconds of moustache twirling followed by...