Recent content by clint van damme

Mate rang to ask if it was me. Would take a ban and a prison sentence to be that thin.

10. But the lad evading the dive of the steward which saw him going over the advertising hoard also deserves lots of credit- superb carry on all round.

I'm normally quite stoic about results but today hurt! Fucking hand ball as well- fuck the world!!

What? People have given a whole array of reasons why they consider him to be wrong. Both anecdotal and in one case linking a study. Not really sure what else you can do on a football forum.

Jeremy Beadle had his ashes scattered on his allotment and was then reincarnated.......... Watch out, Beadles a sprout!

It's a ridiculous take on it isn't it?

I'm never going near that Oakey, I've heard enough and I haven't heard the half of it.

There's plenty of us who are open about our sexuality mate, because we're all straight! Which I think is the whole point of the campaign. Great that you now feel confidence to open up about yours. Fair play to ya!

Scott Parker looking like the top dog of his wing in a category A prison.

Tremendous defending from Steve Cook

Going to be an emotional day as well.

What the fuck are those clappy things the Fulham supporters have got? What an embarrassment.

He wasn't in my short list but as I said earlier, great we've got so many genuine candidates.

Maybe I did seeing then! My memory is getting shocking.

Faz has been responsible for a few goals but we're not in a position to expect perfection. Same with O'Hare, yes, hes frustrating but his work rate is incredible and he gets us on the front foot constantly. Same with Moore, yes, not great last week but a huge upgrade on last year and a big...