Recent content by clint van damme

Haha!

Shakespeare just demoted to Warwwickshires 2nd greatest bard

This, can't be overstated

Not even going to ask what you searched to get that, but I hope it was in your top 10 wanks

No one can ever take tonight away from me/us

Drinking pints of piss and spewing into your mates blazer pocket permitted.

City of Rugby not happening mate

They can fuck off the fucking snakes. And when they've fucked off as far as they can, they can fuck off some more.

Think we're about 20 minutes away

No one likes a show off

What would it be like if you were drunk?

9112 since I had a debilitating absinthe hangover

Even though we all know we're up, the nearer the game gets, the more the thought of it being official means to me. As a contestant on Blockbuster would say, 'I'll have a P please Bob'.

So you're actually a real person? This season gets madder by the day.

If its any consolation, the M6 not exactly a bed of roses