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My hugely over-ambitious mind. Why oh why did I think it would be a good idea to dig up the garden and start again? And what’s more...

I think it was always about building a parallel line to relieve the existing antiquated main line which has been getting less and less...

Fuckin shame ain't it 😁

If we win all our remaining games, we don't have to fuck around with maths. I suggest we do that.

Yeah, and I think we need to talk about Kevin.

Really worried in regards to No 2. Just had our oil refilled and it went from £425 last time to £1075 this week! 😩 Can @Mild-Mannered...

Southampton are a good side who were hampered by a terrible managerial appointment. I think they’ll win the playoffs

Another golden one

Don't forget this beauty (apologies if it's been posted elsewhere).

Onyeka was signed as an experienced premier league player who was always going to start straight away. Lati came in because our CBs...

Did Ernie Machin & Mick Coop play that season? They're still with us.

Attended my first match in 1966. I was at Wolves the night we secured a fairs cup place with Brian Joicy scoring. At Wembley 87 to see...

Was in Vincent’s bar (Everton bar) yesterday in Benidorm. Sweet talked the managaress into putting it on one of the screens for me...

Of course. Twas a necessity back in the days of goal average. They then brought goal difference in as math standards declined.