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6 months ago, most would be happy to see him leave for next to nothing. It's mental how much better he has got in such a short spell...

Yep. What’s changed? It didn’t used to be like this. Is it the number of GPs decreasing or what? I was thinking in part for me but...

Yawn.

What! 🧐

Come on bling sort us a midfielder

I used a self serve checkout and expected £15 change from a £20 note. There was only a £10 note in the change dispenser so I called the...

Ironically this gaffe occurred at a presser aimed at defending accusations his cognitive abilities were in decline. The USA likes it's...

I can do this cheaper. Otis will confirm.

Do you remember Biden mixing up the Presidents of Egypt and Mexico?

But for some reason you accept anything from the Democrat party without question? I'll keep saying it NO POLITICIANS CAN BE TRUSTED...

Much rather play teams around the bottom 4 nowish, than with say 3 games to go, when they often put in super humanly efforts to nab...

Let's be 16 points clear with 5 games to go and then I can grab some popcorn and Vimto and calmly root for Boro over Ipswich

If Wright had left it and Sakamoto’s shot had hit the post or gone the wrong side of it Haji would be getting pelters on here. He did...

Leave her alone to enjoy her bottle of Bourbon. 😂