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With respect, probably take lectures on economic management from potential Green voters. Anyone who listens to Zach Polanski or anyone...

Kelly goes into a shop that sells clocks. He asks, "Do you sell potato clocks?" The shop keeper looks puzzled and asks Kelly what on...

I was walking gingerly down the road and two men stopped me...one said "I'm guessing you have a hernia" ... the other man said "my guess...

Rapha seems to be doing quite well there to be fair. Whilst he’s not setting the world alight, the Wigan fans seem to think he’s...

He’s miles better than Sakamoto. We’ve added a lot of physicality to this team now. A lot of dribbling, chances created, xA and he...

2 signings by Jan 7 I’m dreaming

Marinera/Bella 1 operation. US troops have boarded it. The ship has been seized.

Bidwell has interest from Pompey

Didn't we have Quinn and Huckerby on loan initially back in the day ?

Can you see the next position that needs strengthening. I can.

I think he was bought as a Gyokores-style striker. He's big, strong and quick (and self confident!), but very raw in terms of his first...

Was going to write lots and lots about this but didn’t want to turn it into an Esse.