Captain Dart's latest activity

From some of the itk Saka fractured skull Bta amputation Haji acl Rudi shoulder op required We’re up shit creek here

He has tried a few shots recently that sailed some distance over the bar.

He is obviously listening to someone,I wonder who?

I'm betting on Ellis because he is much less injury prone than Brandon & Haji and isn't involved in International squads.

They don't & never have done, well between 5 and 10% of 'customers' don't.

For once I agree with Baddiel.

Talking to GIMOC and he reckons it's complete amputation with a new bionic arm as a replacement. Timescale GIMOC reckons is about 48-72...

One matter came to my attention yesterday. At half time with lots of blokes going into the toilet there was a bit of a scuffle at the...

legend. deserves a photo...

As long as the doggy doesn't have an alcoholic drink it's OK.

So much traffic and lane closures due to flooding after a bit of rain. Clean the fucking drains out and it won't happen.

So Rosenkrantz, Guildenstern AND Stoppard are Dead?

Good idea, he might know someone decent.

Would genuinely recall Obikwu over Norm , don't need attitude issues unsettling the squad