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I took an eight week mindfulness therapy course earlier this year. It's genuinely been a huge help and I definitely feel happier, less...

All bases covered here. Coming to a march or festival near you soon, no soap required.

And just to underline how fucked the Tories are: Christ almighty they are absolutely cooked.

Any time you get the chance to spend £2.5m on a kid who scored five goals in Belgium, you take it.

He absolutely rattled Wilder and the Blunt fan base so it's almost worth the waste of money just for that.

I immediately thought about George Curtis's leg. Then I remembered Busst's. Sickening.

Same here, it's spooky.

Is JDS going to need some counselling after this. :unsure:

Israel is no great respecter of ceasefire agreements. I expect they'll resume operations before very long...

There has been lots of speculation about Bassette being moved on because of some epic falling out behind the scenes, but I think it’s...

Ben Sheaf won't like it

Got to stop Bukayo Saka. Good luck!

When he was doing the Lounges tour the other week he was keen to point out the book was in large part his recovery from illness- which...

Thoughts and prayers to whoever had the job of editing and redacting sections of that manuscript.

There is a explanation, this is the Chinese Year of the Cockwomble.