Not being funny, but these were down as being amongst the top 20 future England stars back in 2008.
Here's what they said back then.
Jose Baxter    Age 16    
Striker    
Everton    
Said to be better than Wayne Rooney at 14. Bootle-born, he left school last summer and joined the Everton first-team squad that toured Switzerland and the US. Made his competitive senior debut with a substitute appearance at home to Blackburn in August, becoming Everton’s youngest first-team player.
Better than Rooney at 14? Now playing for Sheff Utd.
Mark Beevers    Age 18    
Defender    .
Sheff. Wed    
Last season’s supporters’ player of the year at Hillsborough, the centre-half has signed a contract to keep him at Wednesday until 2012. He stands 6ft 4in tall, is deceptively quick across the turf and strong in the air, and has already attracted interest from Premier League clubs.
Now playing for Millwall.
John Bostock    Age 16    
Midfielder    
Tottenham    
Crystal Palace’s youngest player when he made his debut at 15 years 287 days last season before his controversial summer move to Spurs for an initial £700,000. Tall, elegant and visionary, the attacking midfielder became Tottenham’s youngest player, at 16 years 295 days, against Dinamo Zagreb.
Now plying his trade in Belgium.
Nathan Delfouneso    Age 17    
Striker    
Aston Villa    
The 6ft 1in Birmingham-born striker made his first-team debut earlier this season in the Uefa Cup against Hafnarfjorour and scored a hat-trick on his first appearance for the England Under-17s in October 2007. A regular in reserve and academy sides, for whom he has been a prolific scorer.
Now playing for Blackburn
Gavin Hoyte    Age 18    
Defender    
Arsenal    
Younger brother of the former Arsenal full-back, Justin, the defender joined the club at nine and has proved quick, athletic and astute both at right-back and centre-half. A regular with the England Under-19s and in Arsène Wenger’s Carling Cup side that enjoyed wins over Sheffield United and Wigan.
Now playing for Barnet.
Henri Lansbury    Age 18    
Midfielder    .
Arsenal    
Strongly built and powerful yet creative on the ball and a goal threat, the England Under-17 midfielder has been at Arsenal since he was nine and has recovered from the glandular fever that frustrated his progress in the second half of last season to feature in the Carling Cup this term.
Now playing at Notts Forest
Josh McEachran    Age 15    
Midfielder    
Chelsea    
A skilful left-footed midfielder whom Chelsea have retained despite persistent interest from Manchester United. He can play on the left or right and has already impressed Luiz Felipe Scolari at Stamford Bridge as he furthers his development in the youth sides. Has been captain of the England Under-16s.
Now playing for Brentford
Jacob Mellis    Age 17    
Midfielder    
Chelsea
The England Under-19 international signed from Sheffield United in the summer of 2007 and has since been employed everywhere from attacking midfield – scoring twice against Liverpool reserves recently – to full-back and centre-half within the Chelsea academy set-up.
Now playing for Bury.
Nile Ranger    Age 17    
Striker    .
Newcastle    
The word among Newcastle United’s youth and reserve ranks is “Ranger is the danger”. The prolific striker, spirited north from Southampton’s youth set-up, has sat on the first team bench a few times already this season and is tipped for Shearer-esque scoring feats.
Now at Blackpool.
Freddie Sears    Age 18    
Forward    
West Ham    
A run of 25 goals in 24 matches for the youths and reserves forced him into the first-team set-up last season, and it took the striker just five minutes and 16 seconds to score his first senior goal, the winner against Blackburn in March. He has featured regularly this term under Gianfranco Zola.
Now with Ipswich.
Aidan White    Age 17    
Defender    
Leeds Utd    
The full-back, who boasts a fine left foot and decent pace, made his debut earlier this season in the Carling Cup defeat of Crystal Palace and was given a standing ovation upon being substituted. He is now making regular appearances in the League One club’s first-team set-up.
Now playing at Rotherham.
Michael Woods    Age 18
Midfielder.
Chelsea
Plucked from Leeds United’s academy, much to the Yorkshire club’s frustration, the England Under-18 international made his first-team debut at Chelsea in January 2007 at 16 years 275 days. Scolari called the defensive midfielder up for last night’s Carling Cup tie against Burnley at Stamford Bridge.
Now playing at Hartlepool