WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE! (12 Viewers)

wingy

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I can't celebrate until we're 100% over the line. I mean, I know we're promoted, it's almost a dead cert but it's not totally done and dusted. Quite frankly, I need it definitively confirmed before I break out the Southern Comfort and get ludicrously drunk and start a fire in my garden and undercook sausages on it and then drink some more and strip half naked and start slagging off the neighbours for saying I'm making too much noise and then regaling the wife with stories about football in the 90s before urinating behind the tree in the garden while singing loudly about putting cats in bins.
Too sweet that
Break out the J.D.
 

curly_tom

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I felt a bit despondent after the game yesterday, I knew a win for us and Millwall and Middlesbrough wouldn’t clinch it. I hadn’t clocked that if we drew and Boro lost we would be as good as up. I followed and saw 0-0 very late. I forgot about it until I started getting text saying we were promoted. I frantically did the maths and then started spontaneously crying. What a journey. I was 21 when we went down, the end of an era in many ways. Now I’m 46 and grey and bald and we finally bounced back. My dad is still around to share it with. It’s a beautiful moment to be cherished.
 

Pusb1

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This makes me nervous 😬 who are the whipping boys?🤣

Lots of established PL teams there!
 

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Mucca Mad Boys

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I hope so because if we let Ipswich pip us to the title it will be a right shame after all the hard work put in this season

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We’ll be fine, they’ve got Boro and Southampton to worry about before thinking about us.

We’re 10 points clear.
 

Mucca Mad Boys

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Exactly. even 2 draws in those 6 makes it difficult for them to pass us
Expect them to beat Boro but to go away to Southampton and win is a big ask.

The thought of us getting pipped is because we drew 2 games in a row. Like Oxford (h), the draw was frustrating but doesn’t change much. We’ve got Blackburn and Pompey to come and 4 points from that should make us uncatchable.
 

shepardo01

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Expect them to beat Boro but to go away to Southampton and win is a big ask.
They go away to Southampton three days after they've been chasing Man city around Wembley.
They (Southampton)will be comfortably in the playoffs with nothing to play for.
In the final week of the season.
If Ipswich need 3 points here, it's as good a chance as they'd get!!

We need to win on Friday and not tippy tappy around for a nervous draw!

Blackburn have only lost one of their last 7!
 

Ccfcisparks

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They go away to Southampton three days after they've been chasing Man city around Wembley.
They (Southampton)will be comfortably in the playoffs with nothing to play for.
In the final week of the season.
If Ipswich need 3 points here, it's as good a chance as they'd get!!

We need to win on Friday and not tippy tappy around for a nervous draw!

Blackburn have only lost one of their last 7!
serious bed wetting!
 

Mucca Mad Boys

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They go away to Southampton three days after they've been chasing Man city around Wembley.
They (Southampton)will be comfortably in the playoffs with nothing to play for.
In the final week of the season.
If Ipswich need 3 points here, it's as good a chance as they'd get!!

We need to win on Friday and not tippy tappy around for a nervous draw!

Blackburn have only lost one of their last 7!
Southampton are 6 points from Ipswich, if they beat them at the very least, they go into the final day with an opportunity to pip them to 2nd if other results go their way.
 

Mercian In Anglia

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You just know Jamie Allen and Ben Wilson are two of the best lads to have on a night out in that group.
Lot of rumours starting to swirl online about what the lads were drinking...

Grimes- very hoppy craft beer, was also ahead of the rest as he had already shared a bottle of vintage red with Lampard after the game (personal gift from Mourinho).

Eccles- Dark Fruits with a Jager chaser. Grimes had to have a friendly word after bar staff complained during a 25min solo rendition of the Gary Breen Song at approx 8pm. kept agitating for moving to a better venue in the City Centre. left Leamington at 3am saying he was 'walking to The Roseycombe for a lock in'. Trained Sun.

Bidwell- Stella.

MVE- had a couple of bottles of Amstel, but was mainly concerned with getting videos for the next morning's group chat.

Tats- respectfully nursed a Corona and lime, and joined in with the final round of absinthe with a cheeky smile. Didn't go home until he's made sure everyone was in a taxi. Trained Sun.

Frank the Tank- Premier League players don't drink. Not questioned. Still got 4 rounds in. Last seen doing shuttle runs in the car park whilst waiting for his cab.

Wilson- 'doesn't need alcohol to have a good time'. Not questioned.

Woolfy- Adnams Broadside. Repeatedly frustrated in his attempts to get everyone else to agree to a round of Snakebite and black.

Jamie Allen- just kept saying 'surprise me' each round. Remained at a steady pace throughout despite the rest of the squad's increasingly desperate attempts to ruin him.

Bobby T- Madri, supplemented with a carrier bag of cans under the table. left an abusive message on the Leicester club shop voicemail.

Kitch- Brewdog. Used to think it a bit la de da, but heard about the controversy and now buys it for banter. First to break rank and head to the smoking area. Reported Bobby's phone as stolen to the Old Bill, and was outside Thomas' pad at 7am with a pay as you go Giff Gaff to tide him over.

Rushworth. Nearest it got to kicking off was when he was told they sold John Smiths but not Samuel Smiths. Lati smoothed things over whilst Grimes was sorting the Eccles incident. A hefty tip and a last dash trip to Sainos kept him happy. Situation reprised just after midnight when he heard there was no dartboard.

Simms- ridiculously fruity and fizzy alcopop. 6.0 %. Spent most of the night in friendly arguments with whoever's round it was that he owed them a drink instead.

Torp- neat chilled premium vodka, with a sparkling water on the side.

EMC- Guinness. Gives you energy.

Brau- rocked up at 11pm after a text from Lati. Didn't even realise there was a group chat, but that's ok guys. White Rioja.

Rudi and BTA- Both on triple vodka red bulls, plus got in a round of those weird new bowl shot things.

Haji- Bud Light. Owned the pool table. Nicotine free vape.

Esse, Markelo and Min-Hyeok- turned away at the door, forgot their ID. Ended up having a decent night at a local escape room.

Dasilva- Started on Brains. Had to send Bellamy a photo in order to get a pass for the night. Managed to get shots from different angles to account for the next 6 rounds, then was with Rudi and BTA. Bribed the bar staff to secure the karaoke area for the night. Ignored a text from Bellamy at 1am.

KKH- M&B. Surprisingly good duet of 'Changes' by Sabbath with Dasilva.

Dovin- Heineken. Was the one who actually reined the other lads in when they started talking about Tyreese Campbell.

Lati- JD & coke. Kept checking everyone had eaten. ordered 6 pizzas at 2am even though everyone had assured him they had.
 

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