My Mate Chalky is Stumped! (8 Viewers)

[GaryJones]

My mate Chalky went to Sheff Utd and saw us win 2-1. He flew out on holiday the day after and has just called me from the airport to ask for a lift - then he said "Anyway Gaz anything been going on up the City while Ive been away?"
Fuck me where do I start - Poor sod will wish he was still away by the time Ive filled him in!

 

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[Jot555]

My mate Chalky went to Sheff Utd and saw us win 2-1. He flew out on holiday the day after and has just called me from the airport to ask for a lift - then he said <i>&quot;Anyway Gaz anything been going on up the City while Ive been away?&quot;</i> <br />
feck me where do I start - Poor sod will wish he was still away by the time Ive filled him in!<img src="http://www.skybluestalk.co.uk/images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif" border="0" alt="" title="" smilieid="11" class="inlineimg" />

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Poor thing. He'll be wanting to fly back. Don't envy you trying to explain everything lol

 

[City TSAR]

Let's us know how it went...

 

[GaryJones]

Me - Well Chalky We lost To Crewe 3-0 in front of 31,000 plus after dominating the game!
Chalky - Youre Fuc*ing joking?
Me - Nope but it gets worse We then lost at home to Yeovil 1-0
Chalky - Bloody hell
Me - Oh and the rent talks have broken down and we could end up going bust!
Chalky - You are winding me up now - Oh well we should trounce Bury on Saturday so that will cheer me up. Has Robins signed anyone new?
Me - Are you sitting down?
Chalky - No why have we signed Beckham?
Me - No - Robins has gone to Huddesfield as their new manager!
Chalky - aaaaaaahhhhh You Piss-taking tosser (Then he hung up on me)

 

[chriscovfc]

Poor sod!..

 

[Mucca Mad Boys]

Me - Well Chalky We lost To Crewe 3-0 in front of 31,000 plus after dominating the game!
Chalky - Youre Fuc*ing joking?
Me - Nope but it gets worse We then lost at home to Yeovil 1-0
Chalky - Bloody hell
Me - Oh and the rent talks have broken down and we could end up going bust!
Chalky - You are winding me up now - Oh well we should trounce Bury on Saturday so that will cheer me up. Has Robins signed anyone new?
Me - Are you sitting down?
Chalky - No why have we signed Beckham?
Me - No - Robins has gone to Huddesfield as their new manager!
Chalky - aaaaaaahhhhh You Piss-taking tosser (Then he hung up on me)

Weren't you the guy who lied about getting Crewe tickets or how you got them!?

It's BS, your 'friend' would've found out all this stuff!

Liar, liar, liar!

 

[GaryJones]

Weren't you the guy who lied about getting Crewe tickets or how you got them!?

It's BS, your 'friend' would've found out all this stuff!

Liar, liar, liar!

You are clearly not getting the point!

 

[Mucca Mad Boys]

You are clearly not getting the point!

No I'm not, explain.

 

[ajsccfc]

Chalky has issues trusting you by the sounds of that. Have you ever slept with his wife or girlfriend in the past?

 

[trick2]

Lying or not you make me laugh

 

[glancy89]

lol!!! So from what was quite a funny joke about CCFC's affairs has now turned into a personal feud talking about ppl's missus' some fans seem like they're in more turmoil than the club!! Keep it about football lads, thats why most of us signed up! PUSB!

 

[GaryJones]

No I'm not, explain.

In times of deep trouble and disappointment we all need something to lighten the mood! Well most of us do - take my post as a light hearted look at the shit situation we find ourselves in!
I still love you SkyBlue Taylor!

 

[shropshirecov]

You're didn't get shot in slovakia by any chance did you gaz!?

 

[GaryJones]

My Mate Chalky is Stumped!

My mate Chalky went to Sheff Utd and saw us win 2-1. He flew out on holiday the day after and has just called me from the airport to ask for a lift - then he said "Anyway Gaz anything been going on up the City while Ive been away?"
Fuck me where do I start - Poor sod will wish he was still away by the time Ive filled him in!​

Me - Well Chalky We lost To Crewe 3-0 in front of 31,000 plus after dominating the game!
Chalky - Youre Fuc*ing joking?
Me - Nope but it gets worse We then lost at home to Yeovil 1-0
Chalky - Bloody hell
Me - Oh and the rent talks have broken down and we could end up going bust!
Chalky - You are winding me up now - Oh well we should trounce Bury on Saturday so that will cheer me up. Has Robins signed anyone new?
Me - Are you sitting down?
Chalky - No why have we signed Beckham?
Me - No - Robins has gone to Huddesfield as their new manager!
Chalky - aaaaaaahhhhh You Piss-taking tosser (Then he hung up on me)

My mate Chalky has gone straight to the Castrated Pheasant for a beer - When I got there he was sat in the corner on his own looking all depressed -
Whats up Mate says I?
Well when I was away with the lads I got this tattoo done! (He undid his shirt to reveal a splendid work of art "I love The Sky Blues - Robins Forever" done in Blue with a lovely Club Crest in the centre!)
What can I say to cheer him up?

 

[GaryJones]

Ive Just recommended he Changes the last bit to Throbins forever and if anyone asks he can say the the Sky Blues give him a hard on at the very mention of the words - Sky Blues!

 

[ajsccfc]

Chalky's not only naturally distrusting but drinking alone in a fog of depression. What have you done to this man you monster?

 

[ohitsaidwalker king power]

ask the tattoo artist to makes the "s" of Robins into a '$' sign..... bring it up to date....

 

[skyblu3sk]

Or change the r to a B? Bobins forever?

 

[City TSAR]

My Mate Chalky is Stumped!

My mate Chalky went to Sheff Utd and saw us win 2-1. He flew out on holiday the day after and has just called me from the airport to ask for a lift - then he said "Anyway Gaz anything been going on up the City while Ive been away?"
Fuck me where do I start - Poor sod will wish he was still away by the time Ive filled him in!​

My mate Chalky has gone straight to the Castrated Pheasant for a beer - When I got there he was sat in the corner on his own looking all depressed -
Whats up Mate says I?
Well when I was away with the lads I got this tattoo done! (He undid his shirt to reveal a splendid work of art "I love The Sky Blues - Robins Forever" done in Blue with a lovely Club Crest in the centre!)
What can I say to cheer him up?

Keep em coming Gaz. Need cheering up. Just title any thread as 'Gaz and Chalkys Sky Blue Adventures' . Before you know it you will be live on BBC.