Paddy Bamford (1 Viewer)

[StrettoBoy]

It is a strange one to get a player fit to sign elsewhere

We were probably fattening him up at the Ryton canteen with dripping on toast and faggot batches.

#cunningplan

 

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[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

He clearly isn’t ‘lying’, if anything he sounds pissed off he’s had to settle for Sheff Utd. Don’t blame him

"I could've gone out with the really pretty girl over there, but I just thought you were a nicer person overall so I chose you"

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Got this lovely number in red but it's a little tight when zipped up and tomorrow isn't the day for unzipped coats

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[SleepyGinger]

Must be a bit of a kick in the bollocks for blades fans hearing that, ‘signed’ for cov but they decided they didn’t want me so I’ve came here instead.

 

[David O'Day]

Must be a bit of a kick in the bollocks for blades fans hearing that, ‘signed’ for cov but they decided they didn’t want me so I’ve came here instead.

Imagine being one of the blades strikers and working out that you are that shite they have signed an unfit Bamford to replace you

 

[Skybluedownunder]

Got this lovely number in red but it's a little tight when zipped up and tomorrow isn't the day for unzipped coats

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Big change from your dancing in the stars days turning into green street hooligans

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[David O'Day]

Big change from your dancing in the stars days turning into green street hooligans

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still love that top

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it was from these fellas and is cool as fuck

do you not think it's weird you have a hard drive full of old pictures of my stuff?

 

[SBT]

A thread on Patrick Bamford has turned into a cross between the Clothes Show and the Epstein Files. Only on Sky Blues Talk.

 

[David O'Day]

A thread on Patrick Bamford has turned into a cross between the Clothes Show and the Epstein Files. Only on Sky Blues Talk.

Mad innit

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[DT-R]

It's a sign of how badly expressed the metaphor was that Bamford is in fact the kid, Dougie and Frank are the parents, CCFC is the Solero and Sheff Utd are the choc ice

In real life, not metaphor land, id chose the choc ice. Seleros are vile!

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[Brighton Sky Blue]

In real life, not metaphor land, id chose the choc ice. Seleros are vile!

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To each his own, the Solero is the king of ice creams in my view, only rivalled by a Magnum

 

[shmmeee]

To each his own, the Solero is the king of ice creams in my view, only rivalled by a Magnum

A magnum is just a choc ice!

 

[David O'Day]

A magnum is just a choc ice!

It's an Earlsdon choc ice to be fair

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

A magnum is just a choc ice!

That’s fucking blasphemous that is

 

[itsabuzzard]

Sounds like Doug pulled the plug on it after pretty much being a signed deal!

"'After 20 minutes it was done'" Bit of BBC-type editing going on here.

 

[DT-R]

To each his own, the Solero is the king of ice creams in my view, only rivalled by a Magnum

A white Magnum is king. However, its ice cream, covered in chocolate...... aka...... a choc ice! Just saying!

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[Brighton Sky Blue]

A white Magnum is king. However, its ice cream, covered in chocolate...... aka...... a choc ice! Just saying!

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A Magnum is as much a choc ice as ketchup on toast is a pizza

 

[DT-R]

A Magnum is as much a choc ice as ketchup on toast is a pizza

Its exactly the same components! Its just a luxury version of a choc ice. But the components are EXACTLY the same, vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate.

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[Brighton Sky Blue]

Its exactly the same components! Its just a luxury version of a choc ice. But the components are EXACTLY the same, vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate.

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[itsabuzzard]

Sounds about right.

Bamford would be useful in our squad between now and Christmas if Wright and Haji get crocked / suspended for stamping on someone’s head (see that Stalybridge thing? Crazy) so in that universe Bamford might be / have been useful to have around until the window opens. It sounds like Doug is hinting that the cheque book is possibly open in January if needed.

Would Bamford have taken a 6 week contract? That’s the touch and go bit it seems.

Good luck to the lad. Sheff United have players that are far better than their position shows.

Wright does have spells where it seems like there's two of him, but he's not as consistent as we'd like.

 

[itsabuzzard]

Its exactly the same components! Its just a luxury version of a choc ice. But the components are EXACTLY the same, vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate.

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The world's gone mad.

 

[Ricketts]

Must be a bit of a kick in the bollocks for blades fans hearing that, ‘signed’ for cov but they decided they didn’t want me so I’ve came here instead.

That’s the third time we’ve been left with their rejects now

 

[shmmeee]

That’s fucking blasphemous that is

Posh choc ice getting pegged is still a choc ice

 

[Captain Dart]

Sounds like Doug pulled the plug on it after pretty much being a signed deal!

My theory is that we intend to bring in someone in that position in January and it was either Bamford or a January signing.
We are not promoted yet so the budget is the budget.

 

[Ibby]

The owners didn't want to sign him up gutted. Everything was done and seal.

 

[wingy]

Bamford when Sheff U get relegated

Sheffield showing they can out spend us lovely.

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

My theory is that we intend to bring in someone in that position in January and it was either Bamford or a January signing.
We are not promoted yet so the budget is the budget.

Isn't it the guy from Mjallby we're after. Top scorer for new Swedish champions

 

[shmmeee]

Isn't it the guy from Mjallby we're after. Top scorer for new Swedish champions

He’s a left winger

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

He’s a left winger

And a forward.

 

[covboy9]

Gotta trust king on this one, he’s 32 past it and on big money

he’s gone to a joke team with loads of money

two weeks of no haji wright time for Simms to step up and support BTA

 

[The Philosopher]

Upon learning that Wright is out for a few weeks, Bamford as a stuntman for Sims looks less crazy.

 

[fatso]

Upon learning that Wright is out for a few weeks, Bamford as a stuntman for Sims looks less crazy.

Wright is expected to be out for 2 weeks.

It would take longer than that to get a guy who hasn't played this season up to speed.

And we have Simms and BTA, the Championships top scorer available.

So no problems.

 

[Captain Dart]

He might be a nice bloke & straight up but Bamford has a big mouth.

 

[Manchester_sky_blue]

He’s a left winger

He can play anywhere across the forward line