Trump is my favourite comedian of the year already (10 Viewers)

[Dougin]

I will never have the opportunity but this is not how you make peace

The funniest bit is how you still think you would do better given the opportunity

 

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[Sky Blue Pete]

The funniest bit is how you still think you would do better given the opportunity

My wife has down a masters in reconciliation yep I know I’d do better

 

[Dougin]

My wife has down a masters in reconciliation yep I know I’d do better

You 2 are wasted here, a gofund me page needs to be set up to send Peter and the Mrs to go save the world.

 

[Otis]

You 2 are wasted here, a gofund me page needs to be set up to send Peter and the Mrs to go save the world.

Would take that over Trump, Putin, Xi, Kim Jong Un and Farage any day of the week

There would be tea and scones and a nice little conflab over a slice of battenburg cake.

Bet Pete wouldn't even make me wear a tie.

 

[mmttww]

Enjoying how Dougin forgot to not post exactly like Dom, who's definitely not boosh, because he's Dom's mate. Internet is weird.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Would take that over Trump, Putin, Xi, Kim Jong Un and Farage any day of the week

There would be tea and scones and a nice little conflab over a slice of battenburg cake.

Bet Pete wouldn't even make me wear a tie.

Sorry, but in my head that's being read by Alan Bennett.

 

[Otis]

Sorry, but in my head that's being read by Alan Bennett.

That's how I picture, Pete.

In my head he's a cross between Alan Bennett and Victoria Wood

 

[chiefdave]

on about putting troops in a city full of hippies now...

Trump orders deployment of troops to Portland and authorises 'full force'

The president says the latest move to send troops to a major US city is "necessary" to protect immigration detention facilities.

www.bbc.co.uk

So it seems that this has all happened off the back of Trump watching a news reports on Fox that had footage from 2020 mixed in with the report of small scale, non-violent, protests against ICE

 

[skybluetony176]

So it seems that this has all happened off the back of Trump watching a news reports on Fox that had footage from 2020 mixed in with the report of small scale, non-violent, protests against ICE

Trump definitely has a touch of Father Dougal about him

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

Enjoying how Dougin forgot to not post exactly like Dom, who's definitely not boosh, because he's Dom's mate. Internet is weird.

Right that’s the icing on the cake for me, I demand a DM apologising for that it’s out of order. We know you like sending them

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Trump definitely has a touch of Father Dougal about him

Nah, Dougal is dim but harmless and endearing with it.

 

[wingy]

What a plonker!
Whispering his treats to the military.
End it now.

 

[Otis]

I see the Pope has had a veiled go at him, over his climate change "con job" nonsense.

 

[Dougin]

I see the Pope has had a veiled go at him, over his climate change "con job" nonsense.

The pope

scraping the barrel here, bunch of kiddie fiddlers. Seriously in this day and age who’s listens to them
Clowns. Just con artists.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

The pope

scraping the barrel here, bunch of kiddie fiddlers. Seriously in this day and age who’s listens to them
Clowns. Just con artists.

 

[Dougin]

Looks like he’s sorted out the Gaza situation, the lefties have gone awfully quiet

I wonder if any can bring themselves to praise him….

 

[SBT]

If he can get the hostages released then he deserves praise. But it’s not even the first ceasefire agreement this year. The last one lasted two months.

 

[mmttww]

Looks like he’s sorted out the Gaza situation...

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Looks like he’s sorted out the Gaza situation, the lefties have gone awfully quiet

I wonder if any can bring themselves to praise him….

What’s happened

 

[Otis]

Hopefully, good news, but it's just the first phase.

Let's not celebrate and jump the gun just yet. Still a way to go.

Let's hope it's an end to hostility for now at least.

 

[Dougin]

What’s happened

Don’t be coy Pete. You’re just annoyed the right did it and not Greta Thunberg.

 

[Sick Boy]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Israel finds an excuse to start bombing again once the hostages have been released.

 

[mmttww]

You’re just annoyed the right did it

here's what 'the right' did, fella. Crack on, though!

 

[Otis]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Israel finds an excuse to start bombing again once the hostages have been released.

My fear too.

And no pun intended, but based on some trumped up break to the agreement by Hamas.

Really hope that's not the case.

 

[chiefdave]

the lefties have gone awfully quiet

You're really on here before 7:30am complaining the 'lefties' haven't posted about something that happened overnight???

 

[PVA]

Wow agreeing a peace deal after you let one side carry out a genocide since you've been in office, great job Mr Trump!

 

[PVA]

This is an actual official government press release, it's incredible:

PORTLAND: Fake News Ignores Antifa Violence, Residents’ Pleas for Help

For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property —

www.whitehouse.gov

"For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property — yet the Fake News remains in shameful denial about the Radical Left’s reign of terror."



One of the highlights is this bit:

• In August 2021, Antifa terrorists violently attacked right-wing demonstrators with explosives and chemical spray.

Explosives, wow sounds serious! Then you click on the link (that they provide!) and it turns out it's just people lighting fireworks.

 

[Sick Boy]

Weird that when terrorists attack a government building, threaten to kill people and actually kill people, they’re pardoned.

 

[chiefdave]

This is an actual official government press release, it's incredible:

PORTLAND: Fake News Ignores Antifa Violence, Residents’ Pleas for Help

For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property —

www.whitehouse.gov

"For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property — yet the Fake News remains in shameful denial about the Radical Left’s reign of terror."



One of the highlights is this bit:

• In August 2021, Antifa terrorists violently attacked right-wing demonstrators with explosives and chemical spray.

Explosives, wow sounds serious! Then you click on the link (that they provide!) and it turns out it's just people lighting fireworks.

Think they're trying to cover for the fact that Trump saw some footage of a protest from years ago on Fox News and decided to send the National Guard in

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

As ever, Trump and his MAGA loyalists project what they actually do onto their political opponents. They actually do try to rig and steal elections, cancel people for saying things they don't like, and carry out acts of violence for political causes.

 

[Otis]

As ever, Trump and his MAGA loyalists project what they actually do onto their political opponents. They actually do try to rig and steal elections, cancel people for saying things they don't like, and carry out acts of violence for political causes.

But hey, the Nobel Peace Prize beckons.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

But hey, the Nobel Peace Prize beckons.

Yes, as nominated for by a genocidal maniac.

 

[Otis]

Yes, as nominated for by a genocidal maniac.

He should be allowed to select himself, in just the same way he makes up his golf scores.

I think if he doesn't get it, he will just conjure up his own award.

The Bigly Award For Bestness

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

He should be allowed to select himself, in just the same way he makes up his golf scores.

I think if he doesn't get it, he will just conjure up his own award.

The Bigly Award For Bestness

Probably thinks it should be the Trump Prize

 

[mmttww]

if he doesn't get it, looking fwd to him throwing shade with random UPPER CASE words at whoever does.