The Wheatsheaf (2 Viewers)

[long way home]

The Indian food is quite good in the Wheatsheaf. You go in later on and it's all Indians eating in there which is a good sign

I find a best indicator to the quality of an indian meal is how quick liquid flies out my arse, matched only by the ferociousness of it. I've never thought to look or take much notice or of the indian guy who sat on the next table to judge the quality of what im putting in my mush.

 

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[fernandopartridge]

I find a best indicator of judging the quality of an indian an meal is how quick and the level of ferociousness of the liquid flies out my arse. I never thought to look or much notice or of the indian guy who sat on the next table.

It's pretty worrying if the arse emptying happens whilst you're still eating

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I find a best indicator of judging the quality of an indian an meal is how quick and the level of ferociousness of the liquid flies out my arse. I never thought to look or much notice or of the indian guy who sat on the next table.

I'm sure the Michelin judges will be resetting their criteria immediately.

"I shat myself immediately and my ring burned for three days! Three stars!"

 

[SkyBlueSam01]

My grandad decided to buy drinks 2x diet cokes and 3 normal (not share size) packets of maltesers £9.50!!!!!! Robbing bastards, I went back to check they hadn't made a mistake - a normal smallish back of malteser is £1-fucking-50.

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Halcyon days

 

[Liquid Gold]

I thought I was the only one on here that correctly refers to those bread products as rolls. Good work, mate.

The problem with calling it a roll is that if you ask for a sausage roll you don’t know what you’re going to get.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Back in the day when my Dad was in the pub trade he arranged a table football and pool night against the wheatsheaf a couple of times a year great nights , food was brilliant too