Song for Birmingham Game (2 Viewers)

oscillatewildly

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I came up with one a few seasons ago - Not exactly a slight on BCFC, more a cheeky stab at the city itself.
Times have changed so certain references are not applicable anymore.
To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain'.
Well a good night out in Birmingham's a farce,
You can stick your Broad Street right up your arse,
We've got Jumpin Jaks and Diva,
They're full of hot young beaver,
You can stick your Broad Street right up your arse.
*An update for the 2021 version could include as the last line:
'But thanks anyway for letting us play on your unrutted grass'.
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

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I came up with one a few seasons ago - Not exactly a slight on BCFC, more a cheeky stab at the city itself.
Times have changed so certain references are not applicable anymore.
To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain'.
Well a good night out in Birmingham's a farce,
You can stick your Broad Street right up your arse,
We've got Jumpin Jaks and Diva,
They're full of hot young beaver,
You can stick your Broad Street right up your arse.
*An update for the 2021 version could include as the last line:
'But thanks anyway for letting us play on your unrutted grass'.

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oakey

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To that opera tune

We won more games than you
We won more games than you
At your St An der rews
At your St Andrews

We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you
And we don't rate you
But we don't hate you.

So we invite you
Join in tonight with ...

Sh!t on the Villa
Sh!t on the Villa tonight
Etc
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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What about
Oh Birmingham
Is a shithole
Oh Brimingham is a shithole
Its full of piss and shit football
Oh Birmingham is a shithole
 

Covkid1968#

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North Leics…...unfortunately
May have been but I prefer the old back and forth of a midland derby than an “oohhh we love you”, lets get some real songs going!!!!
Is it time to roll out another west terrace classic?

He’s only a poor little Brummie, his face is all tattered and torn……

Sorry Baldy 😎
 

Skybluefaz

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Whatta horrible,dire,cringeworthy,corny idea - this has to be a joke plus the mention of half & half scarves....get a grip you simps
It's legit, the skybluenoses supporters group have sorted the scarves I think. I hear they get priority on the blues away tickets too.
 

christonabike

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Ffs I enjoyed the games there we were treated very well 100 times better than we were at the Ricoh for many years. We had nowhere to play and they helped us out. Maybe a bit of civility wouldn’t go a miss. We have gone up to the championship and every boozer I went to I have been treated very well with no malice. Just my opinion.
 

robbiekeane

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Ffs I enjoyed the games there we were treated very well 100 times better than we were at the Ricoh for many years. We had nowhere to play and they helped us out. Maybe a bit of civility wouldn’t go a miss. We have gone up to the championship and every boozer I went to I have been treated very well with no malice. Just my opinion.
There’s civility and then there’s singing them a love song 6 months after we last played a league game at their ground for a big chunk of change
 
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SkyBlueCharlie9

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Without the use of St Andrews we may have been at shitty Cobblers ground. We won the league there too so surely a quick thankyou to Bluenoses before game, isn't beneath us..........
and then when game kicks off we whip their arses and rip the piss out of the Brummies.
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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Ffs I enjoyed the games there we were treated very well 100 times better than we were at the Ricoh for many years. We had nowhere to play and they helped us out. Maybe a bit of civility wouldn’t go a miss. We have gone up to the championship and every boozer I went to I have been treated very well with no malice. Just my opinion.
Doesnt mean we cant have a back and forth at the game for banter…
 
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