Lockdown Brithday (1 Viewer)

[Liquid Gold]

It's my partner's birthday next week and obviously doing anything normal is out of the question.

Any ideas?

 

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[NorthernWisdom]

It's my partner's birthday next week and obviously doing anything normal is out of the question.

Any ideas?

Lots of sex?

 

[Ring Of Steel]

It's my partner's birthday next week and obviously doing anything normal is out of the question.

Any ideas?

It was mine yesterday. I spent it watching Wall-E with the kids, drinking tea and wondering if all this was a very weird & realistic dream

 

[Liquid Gold]

Lots of sex?

No thanks I'm full.

 

[Otis]

Lots of sex?

He said she couldn't go out the house, remember!!

 

[Otis]

It's my partner's birthday next week and obviously doing anything normal is out of the question.

Any ideas?

It's mine next week too. Unfortunately it is my wife's birthday on the very same day and I usually just avoid her all day.

There's only so long I can go and tidy the loft. I'm more desperate for ideas than you are.

 

[Sbarcher]

You are able to go out for a walk/run as part of your allowable exercises. A 10 hr jog should do it.

 

[Otis]

You are able to go out for a walk/run as part of your allowable exercises. A 10 hr jog should do it.

I'm shagged out just walking up the stairs.

 

[Mr Panda]

Luckily I managed to get a gift before lockdown but what I'm thinking of doing is basically pound shop versions of what we were planning to do anyway.

Instead of afternoon tea with her sisters I'm going to whizz together some dodgy scones and throw the kettle on. We were due to go to the West End but will probably end up watching the cinematic version of Mary Poppins instead.

 

[NorthernWisdom]

What are her likes, dislikes etc?

 

[Liquid Gold]

I’ve arranged a load of her friends to have a zoom party in the evening with some drinks. Just need a couple of gifts (I’m thinking loo roll) and a small activity to do.

 

[Otis]

I’ve arranged a load of her friends to have a zoom party in the evening with some drinks. Just need a couple of gifts (I’m thinking loo roll) and a small activity to do.

Can't you do like an Easter egg hunt and hide sheets of toilet paper all around the house and she has to find them?

 

[NorthernWisdom]

So much for the link. Try this.

 

[Houchens Head]

It's my 3 sons birthday today. All share the same date. Eldest was in 1975, second was 1984 and youngest was 1986. And if anyone asks was it planned, I'll just mention that it was my birthday 9 months before!

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

It's my 3 sons birthday today. All share the same date. Eldest was in 1975, second was 1984 and youngest was 1986. And if anyone asks was it planned, I'll just mention that it was my birthday 9 months before!

Interesting names too!

 

[wingy]

So much for the link. Try this.

Ooh that's very Nouvelle.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

It’s our daughters 16th on Sunday , we had a great weekend planned full of celebrations but sadly it looks like a pizza and movie night . We can FaceTime relatives so that’s something

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Well as she's 16, if she needs any other entertainment ...!!!

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Wind ya neck in dickhead

 

[shmmeee]

Well as she's 16, if she needs any other entertainment ...!!!

 

[skyblue1991]

Well as she's 16, if she needs any other entertainment ...!!!

Wank, you wanker.

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[Liquid Gold]

I've gone for a little game box that we can piss around the flat with and a cocktail set with some booze and ingredients to make a drink and then a zoom session with her friends and family. That'll do.

 

[Houchens Head]

My missus just told me that she could teach me how to knit to pass time! Er…. no thanks Chuck! x :emoji_thinking:

 

[Astute]

I'm going out twice on my birthday in 3 weeks. It is right in the middle of two 12 hour night shifts.