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Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
For the visit of our friends in the North East (Scumderland), here is a helpful list of their local dialect, so that we may all join in with their conversations! :mooning: :mooning: :mooning:

Geordie Speak


CANNA = Cannot
DOON = Down
DIV = Do
WHAAT FETTLE = How are you?
YIT = Yet
CLAES = Clothes
WIV = With
WHEE’S I’ THE LAVVY = Who’s in the lavatory
GI’D A GUD TWANK = Strike it hard
FILLUM = Film
TIV = To
NOWT = Nothing
HADDAWAT = Go Away
THE NEET = Tonight
HOWAAY = Come on
SKITTORS = Diarrhoea
CHAMPION = First class
FOOTBAAL = Football
PUND = Pound
BONNY LAD = Friend
GIVE OWER BUBBLIN’ = Stop crying
YEE = You
YOR FLAPS OPPEN = You trouser fly is open
HE’S I’ THE TOON = He is in Newcastle
BI = By
TETTIE = Potato
WHEY AYE = Of course
HOYIN’ OOT TIME = Closing time
COO = Cow
VARRY CANNY = Alright
NETTIE = Lavatory
BREED = Bread
TYEST = Taste
YEL = Beer
WILLIE-WAFT = Drink
FORKY TAIL = Earwig
MOOTH = Mouth
ABOOT = About
GAN = Go
DORNA = Dare not
GID A CLOOT = Strike it
BABBY = Baby
BAAD = Ill
DORTY = Dirty
WOR = Our
POLLIS = Police
HUMP IT OWER HOER = Carry it over there
HE’S ELWIS WRANG = He is always wrong
HOOSE = House
WESH = Wash
AAH = Oh
 

ccfcway

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wonder if they have one of these threads on their website

Batch = barm
entry = alley way
gambole = forward roll
taxi = moaning about the manager
Mcnulty = good player
bag of shite = something you throw
Gooden = paying for things in full upfront
3:15 = 3:00 delayed kick off
Lee Burge = sh1t
 
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rob9872

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4-5 aw fkn Jimmy Hill again
 

CovBurty

Well-Known Member
For the visit of our friends in the North East (Scumderland), here is a helpful list of their local dialect, so that we may all join in with their conversations! :mooning: :mooning: :mooning:

Geordie Speak


CANNA = Cannot
DOON = Down
DIV = Do
WHAAT FETTLE = How are you?
YIT = Yet
CLAES = Clothes
WIV = With
WHEE’S I’ THE LAVVY = Who’s in the lavatory
GI’D A GUD TWANK = Strike it hard
FILLUM = Film
TIV = To
NOWT = Nothing
HADDAWAT = Go Away
THE NEET = Tonight
HOWAAY = Come on
SKITTORS = Diarrhoea
CHAMPION = First class
FOOTBAAL = Football
PUND = Pound
BONNY LAD = Friend
GIVE OWER BUBBLIN’ = Stop crying
YEE = You
YOR FLAPS OPPEN = You trouser fly is open
HE’S I’ THE TOON = He is in Newcastle
BI = By
TETTIE = Potato
WHEY AYE = Of course
HOYIN’ OOT TIME = Closing time
COO = Cow
VARRY CANNY = Alright
NETTIE = Lavatory
BREED = Bread
TYEST = Taste
YEL = Beer
WILLIE-WAFT = Drink
FORKY TAIL = Earwig
MOOTH = Mouth
ABOOT = About
GAN = Go
DORNA = Dare not
GID A CLOOT = Strike it
BABBY = Baby
BAAD = Ill
DORTY = Dirty
WOR = Our
POLLIS = Police
HUMP IT OWER HOER = Carry it over there
HE’S ELWIS WRANG = He is always wrong
HOOSE = House
WESH = Wash
AAH = Oh
Dont think peeps from Scumberland are classed as Geordies. They are Mackems.
 

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT

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For the visit of our friends in the North East (Scumderland), here is a helpful list of their local dialect, so that we may all join in with their conversations! :mooning: :mooning: :mooning:

Geordie Speak


CANNA = Cannot
DOON = Down
DIV = Do
WHAAT FETTLE = How are you?
YIT = Yet
CLAES = Clothes
WIV = With
WHEE’S I’ THE LAVVY = Who’s in the lavatory
GI’D A GUD TWANK = Strike it hard
FILLUM = Film
TIV = To
NOWT = Nothing
HADDAWAT = Go Away
THE NEET = Tonight
HOWAAY = Come on
SKITTORS = Diarrhoea
CHAMPION = First class
FOOTBAAL = Football
PUND = Pound
BONNY LAD = Friend
GIVE OWER BUBBLIN’ = Stop crying
YEE = You
YOR FLAPS OPPEN = You trouser fly is open
HE’S I’ THE TOON = He is in Newcastle
BI = By
TETTIE = Potato
WHEY AYE = Of course
HOYIN’ OOT TIME = Closing time
COO = Cow
VARRY CANNY = Alright
NETTIE = Lavatory
BREED = Bread
TYEST = Taste
YEL = Beer
WILLIE-WAFT = Drink
FORKY TAIL = Earwig
MOOTH = Mouth
ABOOT = About
GAN = Go
DORNA = Dare not
GID A CLOOT = Strike it
BABBY = Baby
BAAD = Ill
DORTY = Dirty
WOR = Our
POLLIS = Police
HUMP IT OWER HOER = Carry it over there
HE’S ELWIS WRANG = He is always wrong
HOOSE = House
WESH = Wash
AAH = Oh

And how would you say, the game kicked off 15 mins late?
 
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Peter Billing Eyes

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If people were so keen to get tix for the fairly insignificant cup game against Birmingham City, there should be no excuse for not making the effort for this one, early kick-off, TV or not.
 

shmmeee

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If people were so keen to get tix for the fairly insignificant cup game against Birmingham City, there should be no excuse for not making the effort for this one, early kick-off, TV or not.

When was the last West Midlands derby with a side in a higher division? When was the last non Wembley game with a 50:50 crowd?

Hate this pretend ignorance of the reason Brum caught people’s attention.
 

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