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the rumpo kid

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During the 1970 world cup we had 2 gold fish which were called Gordon banks and Pele.
 

fatso

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My dogs called Max, after Max Biamou, I had the dog neutered, and just like Biamou he’s never scored since.
 

shmmeee

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...and has your wife gone to the West Indies?

(Guaranteed that will mean nothing to 98% on here!).

Jamaica?

Edit: my proudest comedy moment was talking to a girl who said her Mums going on holiday, I asked “where?” She said “Alaska” and I actually remembered to come out with “Its alright I’ll ask her myself”
 

Houchens Head

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My old boy (died aged 15½) was called Floyd, after my all time favourite band, Pink Floyd. My current little ankle biter is a Chihuahua called Harvey, after no-one in particular!
(Me and Harvey after winning "Best Pedigree In Show".)
Niton Dog Show 4.jpg
 

Houchens Head

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Is it a Tom?
Reminded me of the old joke:
A Yorkshire vet had finished for the day and to check there was no-one waiting shouted from his surgery into the waiting room,
"Is there anyone left in there?"
A man called out "Only me, vet"
Vet asks "What is it?"
"Cat's reet poorly." came the reply.
Vet asks "Is it a Tom?"
"No, I brought it wi' me!"
 

Terry_dactyl

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Jamaica?

Edit: my proudest comedy moment was talking to a girl who said her Mums going on holiday, I asked “where?” She said “Alaska” and I actually remembered to come out with “Its alright I’ll ask her myself”
My girlfriend’s from Italy.
Genoa?
 

oscillatewildly

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Miniature schnauzer..should be Fritz or something given it’s German heritage...... Dietmar maybe ?

Actually... we haven’t really had any Germans I can think of. Even Dietmar moved to Cov when he was a kid I think !!
Wilf Smith is German born, I'm sure.
Frank Kletzenbauer's name gave a very good impression of somebody who might be.
 

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