Things That Don't Annoy You :-) (1 Viewer)

[mechaishida]

People with strange names, that appear on those official letters from HM Revenue or the council.

Example:

Yours sincerely,

Mr Robin Staines-Browne. BA etc

I bet he commands little respect from his underlings with a surname like that.

 

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[vow]

Might get some stick for this, but here goes....My Wife doesn't annoy me, so there.

 

[mechaishida]

Might get some stick for this, but here goes....My Wife doesn't annoy me, so there.

Stop showing off, everyone else here hates their wife, as it should be. ;-)

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

My daughters laugh

 

[lifeskyblue]

Finding out at midday on Sunday that your grown up daughters and their husbands have invited themselves for Sunday lunch.


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[Otis]

Might get some stick for this, but here goes....My Wife doesn't annoy me, so there.

Bully for you, but she as sure hell irks me. Maybe it's good cop bad cop and you get the good cop.

 

[Astute]

Might get some stick for this, but here goes....My Wife doesn't annoy me, so there.

I take it you haven't seen her for a few years.

 

[Otis]

I have to say that sometimes my missus doesn't annoy me.

She's out of the house until around lunchtime every day and it's during those times that she's out that doesn't at all annoy me.

 

[Ring Of Steel]

BLOWJOBS

 

[Ring Of Steel]

talking of wives, Otis, I take my wife everywhere.

Problem is, she keeps finding her way back :dead:

 

[Astute]

BLOWJOBS

Who do you give them to?

 

[Ring Of Steel]

Your dad

 

[Astute]

Your dad

Do you like the taste of ashes?

 

[Ring Of Steel]

Never met him

 

[Johnnythespider]

Who do you give them to?

Your dad

Do you like the taste of ashes?

Well that escalated quickly

 

[Ring Of Steel]

what do you mean?

 

[Johnnythespider]

what do you mean?

Just joking

 

[Ring Of Steel]

keep it that way

 

[Johnnythespider]

Scratch my earlier post, new members don't annoy me

 

[Ring Of Steel]

there seem to be quite a few members on here

Don't get on that list

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

I quite like the square toe shoes my missus has just bought, they help her stand much closer to the sink.

 

[vow]

I quite like the square toe shoes my missus has just bought, they help her stand much closer to the sink.

Wahey!

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

For those of you familiar with Gresty Road, just round the corner there is a very nice Indian restaurant called A Passage to India.
I always have a little chuckle when the missus asks in all innocence if I'd like to take her up The Passage on Saturday night.

 

[Gazolba]

People with strange names, that appear on those official letters from HM Revenue or the council.
Example:
Yours sincerely,
Mr Robin Staines-Browne. BA etc
<snip>.

Would have been a lot worse if it had been Browne-Staines.

 

[mechaishida]

Would have been a lot worse if it had been Browne-Staines.

I instantly read 'Browne-Staines' a few times on the letter, initially. It's a processing error in the frontal lobes, methinks.

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

I instantly read 'Browne-Staines' a few times on the letter, initially. It's a processing error in the frontal lobes, methinks.

Much like a letter signed by Mark Skids I guess?

 

[Astute]

Much like a letter signed by Mark Skids I guess?

Or Mary Hinge.

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

Or Mary Hinge.

Lol I'm sure there is/was a racehorse named Mary Hinge. Imagine Peter O'Sullevan calling that one home.

 

[mechaishida]

Another example of things that don't annoy you, which many of you surely experience, is the post-victory 'glow' that one feels/emits for 24 hours after we win a game.

Only lasts a day, mind. Back to default bastard mode first thing Monday morning.

 

[Liquid Gold]

The sound of gentle rain when sleeping in a tent. Best sleep ever.

 

[skybluedan]

Weed porn bacon and chips they really don't annoy me

 

[skybluedan]

Waking up naturally (no alarm or kids being irritating) and having half an hour to 'come round' at my own pace.

Half hour to come round ? We are talking about wanking right

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Weed porn bacon and chips they really don't annoy me

Otherwise known as sky blue dans average day.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

When we win and the egg chasers get beaten.

 

[skybluedan]

Otherwise known as sky blue dans average day.

Hahaha true dat