Christmas staff nights out (1 Viewer)

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I have to go to the wife's works one tonight

I'm getting really anti social as I get older would rather go out for a pints in the local and get home for a takeaway

 

[Pipehitterz]

Since getting divorced and getting self employed, I never again have to endure this thank Fuck

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I don't drink,smoke,dance or like people so I never attend this shit. It was my wife's Xmas on Wednesday night so she worked so they could go out as she hates the idea of going out with works people,

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Seriously about 18 years ago the thought of being in a room with 30 drunk nurses would have been a fantasy


It's amazing how Life changes


I

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

So I was just told about a colleague of my wife

She had just lost 4 stone via a gastric bypass
My response was " fuckin hell love she must of been massive "

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Seriously Warwick bypass wouldn't of made a difference

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

I remember one a long time ago when one of my mates had our area manager in a headlock in the bogs. Thankfully its now just me and my workmate so we just share a bargain bucket if we are both in a day or two before christmas.

 

[Covstu]

The missus comes to mine but I don't go to hers

 

[Otis]

My missus always goes to hers alone.

It's fine. I check her underwear when she comes back and it is never on back to front or inside out.

The only difference in her I can usually detect is all the bruises on her body where people have been pushing her off with bargepoles.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

My missus always goes to hers alone.

It's fine. I check her underwear when she comes back and it is never on back to front or inside out.

The only difference in her I can usually detect is all the bruises on her body where people have been pushing her off with bargepoles.

You are a brave man Otis the day she reads this you will be getting a late night visit from some lovely Russian gentlemen

 

[Sick Boy]

We had our last night, I'm not a fan at all. A lot of my colleagues seem to socialise with each other every weekend and don't seem to have a life outside of work.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

We had our last night, I'm not a fan at all. A lot of my colleagues seem to socialise with each other every weekend and don't seem to have a life outside of work.

Sad fuckers do they not have a football forum to waste their days on

 

[Sick Boy]

Sad fuckers do they not have a football forum to waste their days on

Exactly!!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Met mine on mine, we worked/ work at the same place different departments, paths never crossed.

That night people from other departments knew each other later in the night groups all met up, (I will let you guess where, clue was in Cov) & yeah 5 years, child later, wedding next year still going strong!

See they just cause long term misery

I met my wife through work but not at a works party a blind date set up by my ex boss (I could kill him now)

 

[Otis]

See they just cause long term misery

I met my wife through work but not at a works party a blind date set up by my ex boss (I could kill him now)

I met my wife through her work too.

Should have just kept the money in my wallet and driven off.

 

[Sick Boy]

I don't drink,smoke,dance or like people so I never attend this shit,

What a legend! I gave up drinking for a couple of years so have a very low tolerance to it now and don't enjoy it. As I've got older I don't see the point in doing something I don't want to do, just to fit in with people I don't like.

 

[Nick]

What a legend! I gave up drinking for a couple of years so have a very low tolerance to it now and don't enjoy it. As I've got older I don't see the point in doing something I don't want to do, just to fit in with people I don't like.

Agree with that, hate the fake Ness

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I met my wife through her work too.

Should have just kept the money in my wallet and driven off.

I keep getting those ads for Russian brides looking at those pics I can't imagine why you give her so much stick

 

[Marty]

We had ours last night. We don't have anything laid on by the company so we just do our own thing. We went to Broad Street, got hammered, met a nice bird, kebab, home. Still recovering now.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Well I was suffering all day
Got a phone call from my boss at 10,30 this morning asking if I could cover a nightshift tonight

Double time to sit on here and watch Netflix

 

[NorthernWisdom]

What a legend! I gave up drinking for a couple of years so have a very low tolerance to it now and don't enjoy it. As I've got older I don't see the point in doing something I don't want to do, just to fit in with people I don't like.

I don't mind drinking but don't get hammered nowadays - couple of pints with a nice meal is more my thing!

That said quite like (most of!!!) the people I work with, no objection to socialising with them. Most of them don't come out really due to childcare/driving to work issues.

Fuck, I'm that annoying dick who hassles people to go out when they don't want to, aren't I...

 

[robbieray]

My missus always goes to hers alone.

It's fine. I check her underwear when she comes back and it is never on back to front or inside out.

The only difference in her I can usually detect is all the bruises on her body where people have been pushing her off with bargepoles.

Did she have her underwear on or u

 

[Otis]

Did she have her underwear on or u

Her of course, silly.

I was in some sleazy black, silky basque number, with high heels and moustache.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Her of course, silly.

I was in some sleazy black, silky basque number, with high heels and moustache.

Bruce is back

 

[Otis]

Bruce is back

Bruce's missus don't you mean!

 

[robbieray]

Her of course, silly.

I was in some sleazy black, silky basque number, with high heels and moustache.

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