Unofficial and 100% ( honest guv) facts about Gus Hamer thread (2 Viewers)

[Johhny Blue]

To show his appreciation for this thread Gus is getting a life size tattoo of Sky Blue Sam





On his dick

 

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[stay_up_skyblues]

Gus’ missus said she wanted a man with a 14 inch penis. Gus replied “I’m not chopping this in half for anyone”.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Gus’ missus said she wanted a man with a 14 inch penis. Gus replied “I’m not chopping this in half for anyone”.

Especially after the tattoo

 

[hill83]

He could have been a professional F1 driver but he turned it down as he’s making shit loads out of football.

 

[CovLis86]

Has Gus passed the forklift drivers test?.... He GIVES the test.

 

[shmmeee]

I hear COVID is getting it’s first jab of the Gus vaccine tomorrow.

0% effective.

 

[Otis]

Gus invented the International Language of Screaming. He now gives copies of the International Language of Screaming dictionary to his opponents before every game, detailing when he is going to hurt them, why he is going to hurt them and which parts of the body he is going to target.

They don't really need the dictionary if the truth be known though, because, it will be every minute of the 90 and because he wants to and it will be any part of the body with moving parts, plus all the ones that don't move too.

 

[Bumberclart]

He eats crisps without even opening the packets.

You don't often see South American Dutch men eating crisps.


*I miss a GMK debate.

 

[Otis]

You don't often see South American Dutch men eating crisps.


*I miss a GMK debate.

Fact is, they don't ... Fact! I did see a Ghanaian Danish bloke eating a packet of Skips last week though.

Had to look twice, I was so taken aback.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Gus hamer Is going to score the first goal Tomorrow

 

[Otis]

Gus Hamer is going to score every goal every game from now on in and not just for us, but for every other team in the entire Football League as, well.

He will also make sure they look that much more spectacular in the slow motion replays too.

Still shots and zoom ins will confirm he has his eyes closed for every goal and he will do so whilst humming songs from classic Broadway shows.

 

[christonabike]

Gus Hamer lives in “Kersley Digs.”

 

[Johhny Blue]

Has a butler just to take his watch for a walk on game days

 

[christonabike]

We need a photo of Gus outside Fishy Moore’s with a cone of chips fresh from the baths to be a true legend!
In fact Gus used to own Fishy Moore’s until they turned up.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Gus hamer found what u2 were looking for

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Gus doesn’t do anything for love, he makes Meatloaf do it instead.