Things that don't happen nowadays (2 Viewers)

PVA

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New signings being introduced on the pitch before a game or at half time.

Bonus points if they're holding up a scarf.

Super bonus points for doing a few keepy ups.
 

djr8369

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Goalkeepers wearing hats when the sun is blinding them (watching Ben Wilson holding his hand up to shield his eyes in games used to annoy me - put a fecking cap on son, problem solved), Was convinced he'd end up conceding as a result of losing sight of the flight of the ball.
Didn’t Moore wear a cap last season?
 

djr8369

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Goalkeepers wearing hats when the sun is blinding them (watching Ben Wilson holding his hand up to shield his eyes in games used to annoy me - put a fecking cap on son, problem solved), Was convinced he'd end up conceding as a result of losing sight of the flight of the ball.
Goalkeepers wearing tracksuit bottoms.
 

Greggs

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Massive shinpads
 

Martin180

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Shirts covered in deep heat and them stupid nose plaster things that were supposed to make your nostrils open wider
 

Chris1987

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Paying on the gate and a dodgy turnstile operator letting 2 through on the terraces for a discount and pocketing the profit
 

DannyThomas_1981

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A rational debate on SBT that doesn't immediately escalate into threats of taking it onto the cobbles, I know who you are you f....g dwarf and litigation.
 

Ashdown

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Brown footballs
Tight shorts
Players with Long hair plus moustaches
Terraces swirling
Cigarette smoke
Pens with metal fencing
Skinheads
Lock outs
 

Esoterica

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Uncle Derek collapsing at at your 21st birthday party and the hospital staff discovering he was wearing a pair of ladies knickers.
 

Sky Blue Harry H

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Uncle Derek collapsing at at your 21st birthday party and the hospital staff discovering he was wearing a pair of ladies knickers.
Are we related ? :unsure: After he passed away, upon opening his safe, my suspicions were confirmed 😬 (still loved the guy, R.I.P.)
 

Robinshio

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Playing twice in 2 days over the Xmas period, usually if Xmas was on a Thursday
 

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