That's why they all have syndromes and medication. Can't accept that they can sometimes just be little shits.
EDIT: I appreciate that isn't always the case before I offend anyone.
That's why they all have syndromes and medication. Can't accept that they can sometimes just be little shits.
EDIT: I appreciate that isn't always the case before I offend anyone.
You been to Tenerife , they've been to elevenerife. I know the kind
Does my head in that does.
I know somebody who's kids live of coke, get through bottles of it. They seem confused when they are wired still at 11pm and they get toothache.
Those woolly hats that look as if there's a pair of pigtails hanging down at the sides. 
My mate explained this to me the other day by just using the term "2 Sheds"
You have a new shed, but they obviously have 2.
And don't forget sunglasses indoors. Either genuinely blind or assholes
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My wife as she has been such a moany twat I haven't gone to the match tonight, now her friend is round and they are slagging me off in the lounge.
Mate you go out that room get stark bollock naked run back in the room shouting. Willy willy willy willy
I find that works
Edit. Please note this is not advisable in front of oaps in library's or at work
There not mine but are of the most evil yes
It's all bollocks talk I had an ex boss that was always using them I just used to ignore him and walk off as he is a twat.
People who wear flip flops or sandals even though they have hobbit feet
Slim fit shirts, impossible to wear if you are a well upholstered gentleman
When your in a queue at the shops and the person on the checkout and the the customer are having a massive long chat
Slim fit shirts, impossible to wear if you are a well upholstered gentleman
When your in a queue at the shops and the person on the checkout and the the customer are having a massive long chat
folks who huddle in a group at the bar (often but not always students)......and then order individually....boils my piss!!
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People who form a single file queue to get served in pubs/bars as well. Used to make me laugh during my time at Uni, without fail everyone in the student union bar would queue in single file at a bar that must have been 20 metres wide. I always used to walk in, straight to the front of the otherwise empty bar and got served straight away, no problem. As I walked away it never failed to amuse me listening to morons who had probably never stepped into a pub before heading to University moaning at me for cutting in front.
Oversized women in undersized clothes I don't want to a 20 stone chunk bursting out of a pair of size 10 leggings
fuckwits that can't drive properly and have accidents on the motorway. Casuing a 45 minute delay and making me late getting home from the cricket today. Just stay off the roads if you cant drive properly!!!
I hate those fuckers that cut across from fast lane at last minute to exit at a junction with no regard for the people travelling in the lanes to the left. Dangerous as hell and irresponsible - if I was the police I would take their fucking licences off them.
Signing on late night TV repeats. It's the only chance I get to watch TV and the picture is often ruined by a signer waving their arms about on the right side of the screen. There was a good reason for it in analogue TV days - most VHS recorders were unable to record Teletext subtitles - but every digital receiver I've ever seen now has a subtitle button and the subtitles can be recorded along with the picture. I'm pretty sure they just make the signs up as they go along anyway.
