Transfer Rumour Cameron Archer (1 Viewer)

[kg82]

I’ve told her indoors if Archer signs I will buy her a new Butt plug

“Her indoors”

 

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[Hoofhearted]

I’ve told her indoors if Archer signs I will buy her a new Butt plug

Has the old one had much use??

 

[ExmouthNeil]

An arrow to the heart of the top end Championship Clubs...

 

[procdoc]

More chance of signing Jeffrey Archer

 

[Covcraig@bury]

Has the old one had much use??

That’s a very personal question !!!

yes she loves it up the Gary glitter

 

[hill83]

Ok shall we close the thread?

We haven’t even got to the puns yet

 

[SBAndy]

Well I think that’s probably wrong.

There’s only him and Watkins who are recognised strikers. They’ve got conference league football too, so plenty of games.
Unless they want to sell and need the cash for FFP.

Will also need “homegrown” players for their European squad. I expect he’ll stay at Villa.

 

[hill83]

He’s got a few strings to his bow

 

[Kingokings204]

He knows where the target is.

 

[Esoterica]

I’ve told her indoors if Archer signs I will buy her a new Butt plug

And insert it with a longbow?

 

[SBT]

It’s got the stink of lazy journalism. We’re looking for strikers, have money available etc

You kind of need a journalist to actually report it before you can call it lazy...

 

[procdoc]

Bassala Sambou

 

[Perryccfc]

I bet Middlesbrough fans will quiver if he signs for us

 

[Covcraig@bury]

A T will be reading this thread , just wait until tomorrow in the CET . MR looking at buying Butt Plug to bolster the defence

 

[hill83]

A T will be reading this thread , just wait until tomorrow in the CET . MR looking at buying Butt Plug to bolster the defence

No shit

 

[Darth Robins]

I bet Middlesbrough fans will quiver if he signs for us

Probably just need to set their buttplugs to a lower speed.

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

Simms and Archer up front sends me all in a quiver

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Signing him is bound to have its drawbacks.

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

I bet Middlesbrough fans will quiver if he signs for us

Bustard, beat me to it

 

[Kingokings204]

A T will be reading this thread , just wait until tomorrow in the CET . MR looking at buying Butt Plug to bolster the defence

thats very anal reporting as usual

 

[Johnnythespider]

I can't see any drawbacks to this one

 

[Martin180]

thats very anal reporting as usual

I'm sure he'll get to the bottom of it

 

[Johnnythespider]

Signing him is bound to have its drawbacks.

Apart from being beaten to the pun of course, back to the drawing board for me

 

[Covcraig@bury]

Shit happens

 

[CCFC86]

Villa would prefer a loan apparently

I would very happy to even get him a loan. Did great at Boro last season

 

[Matt smith]

Would rather Trevor Benjamin

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

They’ve also got Jhon Duran and are in the market for another striker

It’s pronounced “Duran Duran”.

 

[covcity4life]

We haven’t even got to the puns yet

Sigh

I am sure if we sign him he will hit the target

 

[clint van damme]

Yea why not

He doesn't wash his cock

 

[Tomh111]

He doesn't wash his cock

Don't want to get the smell of your dad off it

 

[clint van damme]

Don't want to get the smell of your dad off it

Given he's been dead for years that really would be pungent

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

It’s pronounced “Duran Duran”.

I thought his name is Rio

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

We haven’t even got to the puns yet

Let's hope MR can get all his ducks in arrow.

 

[slowpoke]

We need better forwards and that’s including if Hamer stays.

 

[RoboCCFC90]

Really good player in this division, I would take him immediately.

I do think however with the level of interest in Archer however we would be very lucky if he chose to come here.