An ode to Mark Robins (5 Viewers)

Sky Blue Pete

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To Mark Robins, our steadfast guide,
In Coventry's blue, you stand with pride.
Your leadership, a beacon bright,
Guides our team through every fight.

With wisdom deep and vision clear,
You steer us through both hope and fear.
Through ups and downs, you lead the way,
In Robins' hands, we trust and stay.

On fields of green, your tactics bloom,
As players dance and goals consume.
With every win, your legend grows,
In Coventry's heart, your story flows.

So here's to you, Mark Robins dear,
In Coventry's sky, forever near.
With each victory, your name we sing,
Our coach, our hero, long live the king!

attributed to chat gpt
 

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stay_up_skyblues

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Shock Omg GIF by The Great British Sewing Bee
 

rob9872

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I'm not sure I know how to respond to this.
 

Samo

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I mean its well constructed Pete but I think poetry and football are not a great mix.
Love, daffodil's and beauty yes, football not so much.
 

Otis

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To Mark Robins,
You're the best
You'd look good, even in vest
You're all no nonsense and straight to the point
With my sword, I'd thee anoint
You're under the radar and not in the news
Except in the post match, with your pissed off views
I'd make you King and kiss your feet
I bet for your cereal, you have three Shredded Wheat
 

torchomatic

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There once was a player called Maguire
Who was United and England's desire
But try as he might
He couldn't stop Wright
Or Simms, a striker on fire
 

Samo

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There are some very talented and funny people on this site. :)
 

Covcraig@bury

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To Mark Robins, our steadfast guide,
In Coventry's blue, you stand with pride.
Your leadership, a beacon bright,
Guides our team through every fight.

With wisdom deep and vision clear,
You steer us through both hope and fear.
Through ups and downs, you lead the way,
In Robins' hands, we trust and stay.

On fields of green, your tactics bloom,
As players dance and goals consume.
With every win, your legend grows,
In Coventry's heart, your story flows.

So here's to you, Mark Robins dear,
In Coventry's sky, forever near.
With each victory, your name we sing,
Our coach, our hero, long live the king!

attributed to chat gpt
Pure poetry, nearly brought a tear to me

Glass eye 😢👍
 

clint van damme

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To Mark Robins, our steadfast guide,
In Coventry's blue, you stand with pride.
Your leadership, a beacon bright,
Guides our team through every fight.

With wisdom deep and vision clear,
You steer us through both hope and fear.
Through ups and downs, you lead the way,
In Robins' hands, we trust and stay.

On fields of green, your tactics bloom,
As players dance and goals consume.
With every win, your legend grows,
In Coventry's heart, your story flows.

So here's to you, Mark Robins dear,
In Coventry's sky, forever near.
With each victory, your name we sing,
Our coach, our hero, long live the king!

attributed to chat gpt

And they reckon AI will take over the world? When it's churning out that bollocks?
 

SBT

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Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Robins, shake shake-shake the room
Tick tick tick tick - Robins
(to the tune of Greensleeves)
 

procdoc

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Chat GPT really has lot to answer for:

In the theatre of green where battles are clean,
A duel unfolds that few have foreseen:
Ben Sheaf in the midst, with vigor and vim,
Challenging Casemiro, robust and grim.

The whistle blows, the crowd's roar swells,
In the heart of the pitch, the epic dwells.
Sheaf, like a dancer, moves with grace,
Stealing the sphere from Casemiro's embrace.

Casemiro, a titan, known far and wide,
With skills and might he's long applied,
Yet on this day, under this light,
Sheaf's shadow grows, surprisingly bright.

With every touch and every turn,
Sheaf schools the master, keen to learn.
A twist, a pass, deft and sure,
Leaving the titan puzzled, demure.

The crowd gasps as Sheaf defies,
Turning the game with swift replies.
Casemiro’s stride begins to wane,
As Sheaf commands the domain.

Under the stadium's glowing beam,
Sheaf is the poet, the ball his theme.
Today he writes with feet so fleet,
A tale where giants admit defeat.

And when the final whistle blows,
Cheers erupt as each fan knows:
Though giants may rule with iron fist,
Underdogs rise through the midfield mist.

In this clash of fire and ice,
Ben Sheaf's name echoes, once, then twice.
For on this field, he's carved his lore,
Outplaying Casemiro, now and forevermore.
 

Cally Fedora

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Fairly stark comparison on Sunday wasn’t it. The useless Ten Haag presiding over a group of players who are to value for money what rump steak is to veganism. I just wonder if Robins, so directly visible, has put himself in the frame to replace him.
 

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