YES. Move the corner behind the goal for this reason alone. That, and singing about the keeper stinking of piss and having no mates.
LOL the tune is Guantanamera. Lost on youngsters like you McBean
Andy Thorn’s Sky Blue Army lasted for those couple of weeks he won a few games as caretaker manager and was never heard again
I'd love to see the contents of this thread read out at the next meeting of the SAG, and watch them choking on their coffees.
I think there's a reason a lot of these are 'Songs We No Longer Sing'.
Fucking dreadful.
Fucking dreadful.
We put cats in the biiiinnnn
We're from Coventry, we put cats in the bin
We're from Coventry, we put cats in the bin
‘Main Stand give us a song,
Main Stand, Main Stand give us a song’
…followed by boos because the snooty basturrds wouldn’t
Main Stand, Main Stand give us a song’
…followed by boos because the snooty basturrds wouldn’t
When we were asked to keep it clean for T. V.
“He’s here
He’s there
He’s every fuckin’ where Ernie Hunt”
Was changed to
“He’s here
He’s there
We’re not allowed to swear”
This one was great at the cricket as the third line they all joined together singing (v Australia of course) "you're convicts, you're convicts, you're convicts over there" I always wanted us to adopt a similar chant to opposition fans calling them wankers or something equally disparaging and frustrated the hell out of me that it was simply repeat left and right ad nauseum.
When I go to matches, the last thing I want to do is sing to some arse 70 yards away. Or shine my phone light with 6.5k others. Mexican wave?
Great day. I recall we were on MOTD that night and John Motson (I think) mentioned this at the start of the 2nd half.
'We're mental, we're crazy. we're off our f'in heads'
Used to get belted out regularly at matches (and probably more appropriate now, with the coke brigade)
Used to get belted out regularly at matches (and probably more appropriate now, with the coke brigade)
Yeah, we are behind the goal now and both take our kids up. Slightly different to 8 pints in the wheatsheaf
Ruined my day that has. I’ve always took pride in the fact we don’t sing that shite.
Followed by
<keepers name> is his name
<keepers name> is his name
He stinks of piss he’s got no mates
<keepers name> is his name
It all comes full circle. Kids get older and you get your second wind. You'll be standing on the seats in block 15 again in no time.
We all agree Coventry City are magic
or its close relation
We all agree Ian Wallace is magic
or depending on who we were playing, something like
We all agree Nottingham Forest are tragic
or its close relation
We all agree Ian Wallace is magic
or depending on who we were playing, something like
We all agree Nottingham Forest are tragic
Think that's been replaced by that "Do do doo, football in a library" chant, that seems to be sung by every away support at every game in the country
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Put the Villa on the top
Put the Leicester in the middle
And we'll burn the fucking lot
Put the Villa on the top
Put the Leicester in the middle
And we'll burn the fucking lot
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury,
Shanks said no,
I don't think so,
But I've heard of the West End aggro...
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury,
Shanks said no,
I don't think so,
But I've heard of the West End aggro...
I believe we nicked Chelsea's "Celery" for a while.
Celery celery if she don't cum I'll tickle her bum with a stick of celery.
Celery celery if she don't cum I'll tickle her bum with a stick of celery.
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Slightly different, but do people remember the "save chip" messages that were about for a while 
Shall we tell em
Who we are
We are the boys in blue and white
We love to sing and we love to fight
And then of course that all time classic
City boys we are here oh oh
City boys we are here to shag your women and drink your beer
and when things weren't going so well
You're a bastard, You're a bastard, You're a bastard referee
You're a bastard, You're a bastard, You're a bastard referee
The friendly ditties
You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in
and not to forget
You're going home in a fucking ambulance
Who we are
We are the boys in blue and white
We love to sing and we love to fight
And then of course that all time classic
City boys we are here oh oh
City boys we are here to shag your women and drink your beer
and when things weren't going so well
You're a bastard, You're a bastard, You're a bastard referee
You're a bastard, You're a bastard, You're a bastard referee
The friendly ditties
You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in
and not to forget
You're going home in a fucking ambulance
And Joe Murphy at Scunthorpe, then we went and fucking signed him hahaha
