CCFC: We want a 5 year deal, on our existing 100k but with more access to the matchday revenues we generate and you need to replace that pitch with something that doesn't resemble the surface of the moon. We also want the option to host our events at the Ricoh for heavily discounted costs and if you don't agree we're moving to Birmingham.
Wasps: Well. We want a deal for the duration of our leasehold, so the next 245 years, but we're putting the prices up to 350k a season, rising again if you get promoted. Oh and you need to pay for the seats to be changed to yellow and black and to change the posts back after every game. If you don't agree, you can move to Birmingham.
*24 hours later*
Sooooo. A 1 year deal on the same terms for another season?
*Handshakes all around*
*Boddy exits, Eastwood gets his phone out and blocks Boddy again on Whatsapp*