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Of course. PVA and Sparkes pretending they give a fuck about anything but a few likes from each other

If they build a Smart Hoover that can listen in to what you're saying, will it be called the J. Edgar?

This is ridiculously relatable haha great description

Other than goals and moments of high skill, I only ever enjoy football in retrospect. We have to be at least four goals up with no more...

Fake outrage in force again? Weird as fuck.

We didn't start the fire!

It was always burning...

As someone who has never seen us above the Championship I am finding it very stressful.

You believe yourself to be satirical and amusing. Sadly no one else does - it’s boring and predictable The only vaguely amusing thing...

I was there I’m not a Sunderland fan I was happy

Because things in this league can shift very quickly. In the space of not even two weeks we went from being 2 points behind Boro to 5...

And that we’ve fucked it up once already this season.

I think it's because we've followed Coventry for so long pessimism is engrained in us

Been on a tour of the Olympiastadion in Berlin to celebrate my 50th today. Dutch guy on the tour asked who I supported - “Ah, you are...

We didn't start the fire!