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  • Start date Aug 8, 2021
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Jamesimus

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #1
Looking forward to getting back in the routine myself. Please share yours, the weirder the better. There are some true freaks on here so I'm expecting some interesting stuff...
 

hill83

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #2
Usually have a few beers. But sky ruined it moving it to Sunday.
 

skyblueeyesrevisited

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #3
hill83 said:
Usually have a few beers. But sky ruined it moving it to Sunday.
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Are you a vicar?
 
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hill83

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #4
No but I’m in work at 5am Monday morning.
 

matesx

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #5
hill83 said:
No but I’m in work at 5am Monday morning.
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Those McDonalds shifts are a bastard
 
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skyblueeyesrevisited

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #6
hill83 said:
No but I’m in work at 5am Monday morning.
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A burglar then
 
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stay_up_skyblues

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #7
Nothing too strange here. I usually just asphyxiate myself with my CCFC scarf which I hang off my office door, wearing my Leon Best ”Zorro” mask, and masturbate to my A3 print copy of the “Robins is our king” banner.
 
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Jamesimus

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #8
hill83 said:
No but I’m in work at 5am Monday morning.
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They can't *force* you to go in. Work may pay the mortgage, but football brings you true happiness / dismay / self pity.
 

Jamesimus

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #9
stay_up_skyblues said:
Nothing too strange here. I usually just asphyxiate myself with my CCFC scarf which I hang off my office door, wearing my Leon Best ”Zorro” mask, and masturbate to my A3 print copy of the “Robins is our king” banner.
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Post pics then...
 

matesx

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #10
Jamesimus said:
Post pics then...
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Sicko
 
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Jamesimus

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #11
matesx said:
Sicko
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I'm looking for pre-match routine inspiration is all...
 

SBAndy

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #12
stay_up_skyblues said:
Nothing too strange here. I usually just asphyxiate myself with my CCFC scarf which I hang off my office door, wearing my Leon Best ”Zorro” mask, and masturbate to my A3 print copy of the “Robins is our king” banner.
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Great minds think alike, it seems.
 
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Esoterica

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #13
stay_up_skyblues said:
Nothing too strange here. I usually just asphyxiate myself with my CCFC scarf which I hang off my office door, wearing my Leon Best ”Zorro” mask, and masturbate to my A3 print copy of the “Robins is our king” banner.
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If you ever get bored of that routine, try using a half and half scarf just to spice things up.
 
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stay_up_skyblues

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #14
Esoterica said:
If you ever get bored of that routine, try using a half and half scarf just to spice things up.
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Thats just wrong mate.
 
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AFCCOVENTRY

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #15
Have to make sure I wear pants that aren’t washed for 3 days, followed by a a nice Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle which I must eat with my big toes and then a bit of PornHub (filter videos no longer than 30 secs).

PUSB
 

lord_garrincha

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #16
Was thinking... Last home game with fans was a Sunday. Last home game in Coventry was a Sunday... Got absolutely fuck all to do with this thread.

*For reference... Have a good drink & then either get in my seat just in time or just after... I always cut it too fine for some reason.
 

Jamesimus

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #17
AFCCOVENTRY said:
Have to make sure I wear pants that aren’t washed for 3 days, followed by a a nice Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle which I must eat with my big toes and then a bit of PornHub (filter videos no longer than 30 secs).

PUSB
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Do the stewards not do anything about this?
 
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stay_up_skyblues

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #18
Jamesimus said:
Do the stewards not do anything about this?
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Quite. Also, I can’t get porn hub in my seat. The 4g is terrible and the stadium’s WiFi blocks it I have found.
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #19
I'm off work tomorrow so shall be on the piss
 

Terry_dactyl

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #20
Esoterica said:
If you ever get bored of that routine, try using a half and half scarf just to spice things up.
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While wearing a crown right?
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #21
stay_up_skyblues said:
Nothing too strange here. I usually just asphyxiate myself with my CCFC scarf which I hang off my office door, wearing my Leon Best ”Zorro” mask, and masturbate to my A3 print copy of the “Robins is our king” banner.
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Hobo

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #22
Normally reading shite on here - especially wild and over optimistic scoreline predictions.
 
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Esoterica

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #23
Terry_dactyl said:
While wearing a crown right?
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Robins is our WanKing!
 
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SkyBlueSoul

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #24
Will be making a new one today starting at the Tavern at 12. Few in there then the shuttle to Dhillon’s. If all runs smoothly it’ll be that on repeat for a season.

Hopefully only have to squeeze in a visit to the ticket office to get a replacement ticket today though…
 
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Esoterica

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #25
SkyBlueSoul said:
Will be making a new one today starting at the Tavern at 12. Few in there then the shuttle to Dhillon’s. If all runs smoothly it’ll be that on repeat for a season.

Hopefully only have to squeeze in a visit to the ticket office to get a replacement ticket today though…
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Pretty damn jealous of that. As an overseas fan iFollow has been a godsend but I miss the pre-match build up almost as much as the match itself. I still get that slow build up of excitement and anticipation during the day but it's always without the acceleration and buzz of being out and about having a few pints amongst fellow fans.
 
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Covkid1968#

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #26
stay_up_skyblues said:
Nothing too strange here. I usually just asphyxiate myself with my CCFC scarf which I hang off my office door, wearing my Leon Best ”Zorro” mask, and masturbate to my A3 print copy of the “Robins is our king” banner.
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Yep I’m liking that…..but give some consideration to sticking a vegetable of your choice up your back passage to add a bit of variation, you’ll not be disappointed
 
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Greggs

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #27
If i'm honest i'm looking forward to having a shit in the canal again, it's been a while.
 
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shmmeee

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #28
Wank, wank, pop to the bank, coffee, piddle, grub
 
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Tommo1993

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #29
Pretty vanilla. Chill at home, go to ground, watch game, leave and go home.
 

Sick Boy

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #30
Esoterica said:
Pretty damn jealous of that. As an overseas fan iFollow has been a godsend but I miss the pre-match build up almost as much as the match itself. I still get that slow build up of excitement and anticipation during the day but it's always without the acceleration and buzz of being out and about having a few pints amongst fellow fans.
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Only just discovered it’s not on ifollow today as well, ffs.
 
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procdoc

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #31
Log on here, call anyone I don’t agree with a c**t, log out
 
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clint van damme

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #32
Got a new one, go to Sky Blue tavern, stand in queue, doors still not open at 12:15, retreat to Aardvark!
 
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hill83

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #33
Tommo1993 said:
Pretty vanilla.
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She still doing the rounds in Hillfields then? Must be at least 70 now.
 
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Esoterica

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #34
clint van damme said:
Got a new one, go to Sky Blue tavern, stand in queue, doors still not open at 12:15, retreat to Aardvark!
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Won a round robin 7 a side competition, many years ago now, where the table was tied at the top on points with nothing separating the top 2 teams on goal difference or goals scored/against. Organiser decided to award first place on alphabetical order of the goalkeeper's names and it all kicked off because ours insisted his name was Dave Aardvark.
 
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NortonSkyBlue

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  • Aug 8, 2021
  • #35
My routine doesn’t involve bodily fluids sadly. I read the tea leaves and tarot cards and palms and throw the runes, all to see if we what the result will be. Never fails. Rest assured today we will either win, lose or draw.....
 
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