thekidfromstrettoncamp
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Woke up yesterday morning at 5 o' clock in the home of the Bedworth home for the bewilder though Saturday oh no I've got to go to that horrible RICOH again matron tell me I have to go I've got 1 of those blue plastic card she says they count me if I 'am not there. I say I will go to the dentist the doctor have another heart op I will even shake hands with Donald Fart don't make me go. Take my pills plenty of pain killers ease the pain put my Tens thermals and gloves on. Off I go stop at Tracey's for some breakfast got to eat well .Get to the ground see a guy on crutches I think hope all of the team put as much effort as you are just getting to the ground (some did not). Walk up to the turnstile a nice young came up and started feeling me round the collar and then under the arms I said "What your game mate if I was a bit younger I would give you a bunch of fives" he told me he was looking for tennis balls I said "O yes" anyway I had not got them I could see shmmeee standing their hoping 1 of those big boys would come and frisk her she had all the tennis balls in her hand bag in her tights up her jumper least I think that's what they were, anyway they did not get them .Got in sat down the game started we had had a player on the right wing kicking the ball with his left foot ran down the line he had to stop and come back to cross it with his left foot. All of a sudden tennis balls started coming down on to the grass I looked up a saw some young boys throwing them down I though naughty shmmeee giving those tennis balls out she did not give me 1 (wish she would) it was good exercise for them .There were boys in blue standing talking you would think they would have thrown them back but they just kept watching them not very fair anyway the 1's on the grass kept them not very nice the game re started and they scored a goal our keeper did not catch it don't know why/and some guy looked up at the clock and clapped why? I don't know .Anyway half time come though we will see some good entertainment now when I was younger Mr Hill even rode a horse round the ground all we got was some guy getting a shirt he should have got it at the shop still it was more exciting than the game . In the second half they scored again now I know why he did not catch it our keeper I mean because he drops it. even I can catch a big ball like that .We lost 2 -0 went home went on the typewriter least I think it was said I seen the tennis balls this guy (Nick)said they should not have done that I said I was good exercise he said he clapped after the goal Now I know the name of the guy who clapped their goal and I know where you sits coming up on Tuesday and ill hit you with my zimmer frame don't think you will get me back because ill have my big boy with me 6feet 6 built like our outhouse. HE IS coming up with his big son nearly as big but he does not walk over drains they both blame me for getting them to go up used to smuggle the big one in my coat gets. out of going now his excuse is he works on Saturday and as for the boy use to take 2 boys 2 girls the girls had a good excuse they moved to Cornwall the boys are just to big for me to clout. Got to go now take my tablets back soon to tell you what we will do with those blue bits of plastic .I know some say hope not