Non AMP
Sky Blues Talk
  • Home
  • Forums
  • Coventry City Football Club
  • Coventry City General Chat
This is a mobile optimized page that loads fast, if you want to load the real page, click this text.

Yakubu songs (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Skybluefaz
  • Start date Feb 14, 2017
Forums New posts

Skybluefaz

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #1
Go on, brighten up the day with some lyrical genius. The funnier the better.
 

Skybluefaz

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #2
To the tune of pinball wizard

Ever since he was a young man,
he scored a lot of goals,
From boro down to pompey,
He had a touch of gold,
But now he's at the city,
He's bound to score no more,
Yakubu's a sky blue,
And still only 34!
 
Reactions: Covstu and AStonesThrow

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #3
He's fat, he's round, the City's Wembley or League 2 or [name of established league 2 team] bound....
 
Reactions: Skybluefaz

ajsccfc

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #4

Yakety Yak, he's big and black.
 
S

shy_tall_knight

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #5
He's big he's black
He's leading our attack
Yackuba Yackuba
 

ajsccfc

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #6
Largo al factotum della citta.
Largo! La la la la la la la LA!
Presto a bottega che l'alba e gia.
Presto! La la la la la la la LA!
Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere
Per un barbiere di qualita!
Please score some goals Yakubu, we're desperate

Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Bravo! La la la la la la la LA!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
Bravo!
La la la la la la la LA!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la LA!
Seriously, we're right in the shit

Pronto a far tutto, la notte e il giorno
Sempre d'intorno in giro sta.
Miglior cuccagna per un barbiere,
Vita piu nobile, no, non si da.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
The bar hasn't been set high by previous signings

Rasori e pettini lancette e forbici,
Al mio comando yutto qui sta.
Rasori e pettini lancette e forbici,
Al mio comando uutto qui sta.
V'e la risorsa, poi, de mestiere
Colla donnetta... col cavaliere...
Colla donnetta... la la li la la la la la
Col cavaliere... la la li la la la la la la la LA!!!
I mean come on, Darius Henderson?

Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere
Per un barbiere di qualita!
Tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
Donne, ragazzi, vecchi, fanciulle:
Qua la parruca... Presto la barba...
Qua la sanguigna... Presto il biglietto...
Tutto mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
Tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
Qua la parruca, presto la barba, presto il biglietto,Ehi!
Fell right on his fucking face he did

Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro...
Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro!!!
Ahime, che furia!
Ahime, che folla!
Uno alla volta,
Per carita!
Uno alla volta, uno alla volta,
Uno alla volta, per carita!
Figaro! Son qua.
Ehi, Figaro! Son qua.
Figaro qua, Figaro la, Figaro qua, Figaro la,
Figaro su, Figaro giu, Figaro su, Figaro giu.
And the less said about Marc-Antoine Fortune the better
 

withnail

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #7
You're going down with the City...
 

chinamans view

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #8
Attack attack wev got the yak.( A chant not a song)
 
D

Dimi_Konstantflapalot

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #9
To the tune of the Christian Eriksen chant Spurs have (loosely based on Agadoo):

Yaaaa-kuuuu-bu-bu-bu,
He’s our number 22,
Yaku-bu-bu-bu,
Gonna join us in League 2,

To the left to the right,
He’s the City’s dynamite,
When he plays up front for us,
He makes Tudgay look shiiiiite
 

richnrg

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #10
It's in the papers - it ain't trash,
SISUs spending all their cash,
He ate so much he got so fat,
And if he scores I'll eat my hat.
Yakity-Yak - Yakubu's back!
 

Bernie Rhodes Nose

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #11
richnrg said:
It's in the papers - it ain't trash,
SISUs spending all their cash,
He ate so much he got so fat,
And if he scores I'll eat my hat.
Yakity-Yak - Feed the Yak!!!
Click to expand...

Just a slight alteration.
 

cov4theprem

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #12
He's increased his girth, he lies about his date of birth, Yakubu, Yakubu...
 
Reactions: chiefdave and wingy

KG7

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #13
Repost but

Aiyebeni Yakubu
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Aiyegbieni Yakubu
Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Ad infinatum



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 

Hobo

Well-Known Member
  • Feb 14, 2017
  • #14
If you don't get on and score
You ain't going to rock n roll no more
Yakety Yak (don't talk back)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (members: 0, guests: 2)
Share:
Facebook Twitter Reddit Pinterest Tumblr WhatsApp Email
  • Home
  • Forums
  • Coventry City Football Club
  • Coventry City General Chat
  • Default Style
  • Contact us
  • Terms and rules
  • Privacy policy
  • Help
  • Home
Community platform by XenForo® © 2010-2021 XenForo Ltd.
Menu
Log in

Register

  • Home
  • Forums
    • New posts
    • Search forums
  • What's new
    • New posts
    • Latest activity
  • Members
    • Current visitors
  • Donate to the Season Ticket Fund
X

Privacy & Transparency

We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:

  • Personalized ads and content
  • Content measurement and audience insights

Do you accept cookies and these technologies?

X

Privacy & Transparency

We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:

  • Personalized ads and content
  • Content measurement and audience insights

Do you accept cookies and these technologies?