You been watching Confessions Of A Window Cleaner !When I read, cleaning the windows woman was in the kitchen making me a cup of tea...I thought this was going in an entirely different direction.
Was thinking more the Shammy Leather MILF Slasher, but then I don't have a dirty mind like you.You been watching Confessions Of A Window Cleaner !
Yes but they're my ladders and who's to say I'd get a kicking ?Its the flight or fight reflex personally I would have done the same its your property and theres a principal to it
But realistically its a set of ladders not really worth a kicking
Exactly my point, I need them for my work. Aluminium double ladders aren't cheap,and so I won't let some thief nick them just like that.As for getting a kicking a squeegee can do a lot of damage !I get like that when people don't wave when you let them through or don't say thankyou when you hold a door open, nicking my ladders would be too much!
Something happened to me last week a few yards from home. I was just taking my wee dog out for a walk - he's a year old Chihuahua - and passed a house where a couple were getting out of their car. I passed them by without a second glance and before I had gone no more than 20 yards or so further on, a f**king great dog came charging up from behind and tried to grab my little dog. Being an ex-military dog handler, no dog has ever bothered me, so I managed to scoop my dog up and grab this brute, pinning it against a wall while giving it a swift kick in the knackers. I screamed at the idiot who came running down from the car, "Get this f***ing thing on a lead or it won't have any bollocks left!" He grabbed his dog by the collar and started to walk away but then let it go again to allow it to come for me! Now I really saw red! I grabbed his dog again and yelled at the bloke if he didn't get his dog inside it won't have a jaw left! He went to come at me but when I stood up and he saw a crazed 17 stone ugly bastard like me holding his brute by the collar, he sheepishly apologised and went back to his car. I ain't saw him since!
Once a Cov Kid Houch always a Cov Kid !Either his own dog has eaten him, or he's having therapy due to the crazy big bugger who looked at him like he'd eat his soul.
Once a Cov Kid Houch always a Cov Kid !
You leave David Icke out of this !Yep! We have our fair share of twats and arsholes even here on the Isle of Wight!
You leave David Icke out of this !
You leave David Icke out of this !
Did he have a purple shell suit on ?Saw him a couple of weeks ago coming out of a Nisa shop in Cowes!
Did he have a purple shell suit on ?
Nah! Bit disappointing really. Just a pair of jeans and a thick jacket. Wasn't even cold that day either!
Since his books and podcasts are about as popular as a pube in an omelette, maybe the thick jacket was to conceal a twokking spree...
Someones buying his stuff. Couldn't believe 12K turned up at Wembley for a 10 hour long talk!
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