Worst Player You've Seen Live Since Lockdown (Ex Collins) (1 Viewer)

Nuskyblue · Jun 23, 2025

I'll start it off.

Probably recency bias but for me it has to be Timo Werner for his lack of positional since, first touch and ability to pass it 10 yards (and combined transfer fees totaling nearly €100mil) top it for me.

God knows how he scored so many in Germany. I can only assume he played against teams with crippled defenders and goal keeper that looks suspiciously like Herr Collins...

Brighton Sky Blue · Jun 23, 2025

In a CCFC shirt?

Probably that time Julien Dacosta was let loose somewhere on the right of defence

lord_garrincha · Jun 23, 2025

There was this lad I saw in an under 8s game about 3 years ago.

ptr · Jun 23, 2025

Collins

shmmeee · Jun 23, 2025

Brighton Sky Blue said:
In a CCFC shirt?

Probably that time Julien Dacosta was let loose somewhere on the right of defence

Not the Forest game tho. We’ll always have the Forest game.

Brighton Sky Blue · Jun 23, 2025

shmmeee said:
Not the Forest game tho. We’ll always have the Forest game.

Great cameo. Insanity afterwards

Skyblue Bangkok · Jun 23, 2025

Brighton Sky Blue said:
Great cameo. Insanity afterwards

Martyn Fathorn, dreadful , overweight, slow , missed so.many chances for us.

Shannerz · Jun 23, 2025

Kasey Palmer playing against us for Hull last season.

Comically bad.

Terry_dactyl · Jun 23, 2025

Shannerz said:
Kasey Palmer playing against us for Hull last season.

Comically bad.

He was enjoyingly shite…and not just for missing those 2 chances from about a yard out.

Legia Sky Blue · Jun 23, 2025

Peter Vincenti was a frustrating watch.

rob9872 · Jun 23, 2025

Close call between Alex Brooker or Bella Ramsey at Soccer Aid

Sheffield Sky Blue · Jun 24, 2025

Bright Mark II (vs Northampton)

procdoc · Jun 24, 2025

Max Biamou constantly getting in Goddens way when Godden was trying to make runs. I know he’s a ‘cult hero’ but he had no positional sense. The championship was a couple of steps too far

Hobo · Jun 24, 2025

John Gayle was seriously lacking in ability. The worst professional footballers I have ever seen in a city shirt.

play_in_skyblue_stripes · Jun 24, 2025

Shannerz said:
Kasey Palmer playing against us for Hull last season.

Comically bad.

I thought he played very well against us away at Hull. Yes missed that great chance before half time but had a good game .

procdoc · Jun 24, 2025

play_in_skyblue_stripes said:
I thought he played very well against us away at Hull. Yes missed that great chance before half time but had a good game .

So why did they drag him after an hour? I thought he was garbage in that game

eastwoodsdustman · Jun 24, 2025

Lad that played at left back for hull at cbs this season.
He really did look like he had won a competition.

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Jun 24, 2025

procdoc said:
So why did they drag him after an hour? I thought he was garbage in that game

Palmer rarely looked like he could last longer than an hour in any game, playing well or not.

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Jun 24, 2025

rob9872 said:
Close call between Alex Brooker or Bella Ramsey at Soccer Aid

The irony of Brooker playing like he has two left feet.

peteCCFC · Jun 24, 2025

procdoc said:
Max Biamou constantly getting in Goddens way when Godden was trying to make runs. I know he’s a ‘cult hero’ but he had no positional sense. The championship was a couple of steps too far

Ain't having this. He has the same number of goals and assists in his only season in the Championship as BTA did last year, one less than Simms.
He was a major contributer to our survival in our first season back.
Shame he wasn't a few years younger when we signed him.

CovRes · Jun 24, 2025

Has anyone mentioned Aaron Connolly who came on for Sunderland at the SoL? He really looked like he'd won a competition.

Nick · Jun 24, 2025

Jobe Bellingham every time.

David O'Day · Jun 24, 2025

procdoc said:
So why did they drag him after an hour? I thought he was garbage in that game

he was, all fancy flicks and passes that were frankly awful

David O'Day · Jun 24, 2025

eastwoodsdustman said:
Lad that played at left back for hull at cbs this season.
He really did look like he had won a competition.

The RB was as bad, EMC was playing with him at times/

baldy · Jun 24, 2025

Hobo said:
John Gayle was seriously lacking in ability. The worst professional footballers I have ever seen in a city shirt.

Blimey - I forgot lockdown ended in 1992

baldy · Jun 24, 2025

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
The irony of Brooker playing like he has two left feet.

Surprised they didn't let him score on purpose like some previous 'stunning' goals in those shitshows

Shannerz · Jun 24, 2025

baldy said:
Blimey - I forgot lockdown ended in 1992

As sparklingly witty as ever.

David O'Day · Jun 24, 2025

baldy said:
Blimey - I forgot lockdown ended in 1992

Spanish Flu

ccfcchris · Jun 24, 2025

Collins by a country mile. No one close.

ccfc1234 · Jun 24, 2025

Simon Moore vs Wrexham?

CovRes · Jun 24, 2025

ccfc1234 said:
Simon Moore vs Wrexham?

Simon Moore vs Hull?

Simon Moore vs Millwall?

Simon Moore vs Forest?

Shannerz · Jun 24, 2025

play_in_skyblue_stripes said:
I thought he played very well against us away at Hull. Yes missed that great chance before half time but had a good game .

Thinking home game more, which was pure ineptitude, but didn't specify so the sitters could be included in the general comedy.

shepardo01 · Jun 24, 2025

CovRes said:
Simon Moore vs Hull?

Simon Moore vs Millwall?

Simon Moore vs Forest?

Collins Vs

Southampton
Hull
Ipswich
QPR

Portsmouth
Sunderland
Burnley
Plymouth
Luton

(Just off the top of my head)

All worse than any of Moore's performances.

CovRes · Jun 24, 2025

shepardo01 said:
Collins Vs

Southampton
Hull
Ipswich
QPR

Portsmouth
Sunderland
Burnley
Plymouth
Luton

(Just off the top of my head)

All worse than any of Moore's performances.

I think Moore at Hull, where he gifted their player the easiest hattrick he'll ever score, was as bad as Collins.

The biggest difference between the two is that we had an OK alternative in place for Moore and he could be quickly dropped, so there are fewer screw ups to remember. At times this season we had no alternative to Collins other than an untesred U21.

baldy · Jun 24, 2025

Shannerz said:
As sparklingly witty as ever.

As soon as I see that you've commented on any of my posts I just know that it's going to be you riled at what I've said

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