Woman marries a tree! (1 Viewer)

Gazolba

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #1

A real news story or a new Monty Python sketch? You decide:
Mum 'marries' a tree in front of her boyfriend and children

 

ccfc92

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #2

Can this be moved to the "Things that annoy you" thread...

Looks like the sort that wouldn't vaccinate her children.

 

richnrg

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #3

i wonder if shes consummated the marriage yet?

 

Otis

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #4

Well, at least the tree will always have wood.

 

Covstu

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #5

Isn’t the bouquet of flowers like murder?

 

fellatio_Martinez

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #6

She's just branching out.

 

tommydazzle

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #7

The bride and groom started off the dancing with the oaky cokey.

 

skybluetony176

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #8

I don’t know what she sees in him, he’s a right plank. Maybe she’ll twig on one day.

 

tommydazzle

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #9

It's ridiculous, there's a two hundred year age difference.

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #10

She wants to put roots down but he's likely to leaves him in the larch as he likes putting his nuts in people's mouths.

 

fellatio_Martinez

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #11

Amazingly the tree has impregnated the woman and the kid is now running around waving it's branches around and allowing birds to nest on him. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

 

Johnnythespider

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #12

Sap

 

Johnnythespider

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #13

fellatio_Martinez said:

Amazingly the tree has impregnated the woman and the kid is now running around waving it's branches around and allowing birds to nest on him. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

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The son's of Katy Elder

 

skybluetony176

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #14

She’s clearly pining for attention.