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Liquid Gold

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #71
baldy said:
Pathetic TV - 2 grown men who should know better pulling a crap fake thing like that - hate awards ceremonies like this anyway,at a time like this with people struggling to live & we're supposed to clap & praise millionaire luvvies for just,essentially,reading words....ridiculous

Imagine the uproar if that was a white bloke slapping Chris Rock too? Farcical
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baldy

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #72
Eurgh - sorry I forgot some of you diddums get upset way too easily
 
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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #73
baldy said:
Pathetic TV - 2 grown men who should know better pulling a crap fake thing like that - hate awards ceremonies like this anyway,at a time like this with people struggling to live & we're supposed to clap & praise millionaire luvvies for just,essentially,reading words....ridiculous

Imagine the uproar if that was a white bloke slapping Chris Rock too? Farcical
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Imagine the uproar if it was Noel Edmonds dressed in a capybara costume slapping Chris Rock too!
 

olderskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #74
So, let’s have your best Jimmy Carr/Frankie Boyle responses to that slap if it had been them and not Chris Rock

I’ll start:

getting your wife’s name out my mouth is easy, the taste of her pussy however…….
 
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SBT

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #75
Marty said:
Drum up interest for the Oscars after everyone's realised the celebs are a bunch of self obsessed bellends. Smith & Rock get to have a 'boxing match' which will be hyped to fuck and they'll make a fortune on.
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You don’t actually believe this, do you? Like, this isn’t something you’ve actually imagined and you’re telling people is the real explanation for what happened?
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #76
The thing is, Chris Rock did say something like "I could".

Shame you didn't tell your wife to keep dicks out of her mouth.
 

jimmyhillsfanclub

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #77
olderskyblue said:
So, let’s have your best Jimmy Carr/Frankie Boyle responses to that slap if it had been them and not Chris Rock

I’ll start:

getting your wife’s name out my mouth is easy, the taste of her pussy however…….
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I'd go with something like: "Wow...and I thought it was your wife that was the slapper...."


Edited in case it looked like I was calling the wife of olderskyblue a slapper. That was not my intention
 
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Sky Blue Pete

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #78
Good point about comedians pushing boundaries but maybe when people have paid to watch them rather than at these events. Interesting how much of a laugh he got at her expense
 
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Deleted member 5849

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #79
Sky Blue Pete said:
Good point about comedians pushing boundaries but maybe when people have paid to watch them rather than at these events. Interesting how much of a laugh he got at her expense
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It's when it's personally directed at you or your family, that's lazy and going for a cheap laugh at best, mean at worst.
 
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stay_up_skyblues

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #80
olderskyblue said:
So, let’s have your best Jimmy Carr/Frankie Boyle responses to that slap if it had been them and not Chris Rock

I’ll start:

getting your wife’s name out my mouth is easy, the taste of her pussy however…….
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In keeping with his subject matter:

Don’t give Will a hard time guys, you’d be pissed too if your wife has more hair on her fanny than on her head.
 
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Grendel

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #81
SBT said:
You don’t actually believe this, do you? Like, this is isn’t something you’ve actually imagined and you’re telling people is the real explanation for what happened?
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to be fair I’ve never heard of the Oscar’s until this happened
 
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Marty

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #82
Nick said:
The thing is, Chris Rock did say something like "I could".

Shame you didn't tell your wife to keep dicks out of her mouth.
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Our wife.
 
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Ccfcisparks

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #83
If only Ricky Gervais was hosting...
 

Liquid Gold

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #84
Ccfcisparks said:
If only Ricky Gervais was hosting...
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100% approval rating for whoever slaps him
 
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MusicDating

Euro 2016 Prediction League Champion!!
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #85
SBT said:
The moment itself wasn’t even broadcast live in the US - funny way to drum up ratings.



Do you realise how crazy this all sounds? That Will Smith wanted to overshadow the proudest moment in his professional career because he needs the money from a hypothetical collab with Chris Rock?
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Did you think the Timberlake/Jackson 'wardrobe malfunction' was an accident?
 

Marty

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #86
MusicDating said:
Did you think the Timberlake/Jackson 'wardrobe malfunction' was an accident?
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He probably thinks 'back to the future' is real.
 

duffer

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #87
baldy said:
Eurgh - sorry I forgot some of you diddums get upset way too easily
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Nah mate, you're just the one getting upset for being called out on another daft comment again. Bless. Try not to let the horrid non-racists make you cry, eh.

Mummy, call the waaahbumlance, they're all being horrid to me again.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #88
 
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SBT

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #89
Marty said:
He probably thinks 'back to the future' is real.
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Great Scott, Marty!
 
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SBT

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #90
MusicDating said:
Did you think the Timberlake/Jackson 'wardrobe malfunction' was an accident?
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Probably? It was disastrous for Janet Jackson’s career and an almighty headache for the broadcasters, so I don’t see who would have wanted it to happen.

Or do you think there’s going to be a Janet Jackson-Justin Timberlake charity boxing match any day now that will explain the whole thing?
 

duffer

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #91
In the meantime, it didn't look particularly fake to me, but if it was they could probably use a new scriptwriter and director.

And no, it's not right imho - it was a crass, personal, joke that certainly deserved slating, but not slapping. As others have said, it would be a dangerous life for comedians if everyone they offended could just pile into them.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #92

 
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Marty

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  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #93
SBT said:
Great Scott, Marty!
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I set em up, you tap em home.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #94
Marty said:
I set em up, you tap em home.
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That's what they say about Will Smith's missus.
 
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SBT

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #95
Nick said:

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Do you follow many Covid misinformation accounts on Twitter or just this one?
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #96
SBT said:
Do you follow many Covid misinformation accounts on Twitter or just this one?
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Don't follow them, what's it got to do with COVID?

No comment about the actual thing posted?
 
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baldy

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #97
duffer said:
Nah mate, you're just the one getting upset for being called out on another daft comment again. Bless. Try not to let the horrid non-racists make you cry, eh.

Mummy, call the waaahbumlance, they're all being horrid to me again.
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I'm not & never have been a racist you absolute cretin - lazy moronic reply
 

Ccfcisparks

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #98
Nick said:

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WRONG IT WAS GENUINE, CHRIS ROCK CAN JUST READ WILL SMITHS MIND AND KNEW THE SLAP WAS COMING.
 
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SBT

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #99
Nick said:
Don't follow them, what's it got to do with COVID?
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Because the guy who stayed up all night annotating a screenshot of the Oscars to prove his weird conspiracy theory appears to spend most of his time posting scaremongering bollocks about Covid. Bit weird you’d want to share his stuff, he seems like a crank, hardly the most level-headed source of info.
 

Ccfcisparks

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #100
It was also extremely convenient that Will Smith could later reference the totally random event in his speech where he compared his protective nature to the character he played.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #101
SBT said:
Because the guy who stayed up all night annotating a screenshot of the Oscars to prove his weird conspiracy theory appears to spend most of his time posting scaremongering bollocks about Covid. Bit weird you’d want to share his stuff, he seems like a crank, hardly the most level-headed source of info.
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I only posted the posts about this topic. I haven't read or shared anything else.

Like I said, no comment about the actual stuff I posted?
 
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SBT

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #102
Nick said:
I only posted the posts about this topic. I haven't read or shared anything else.

Like I said, no comment about the actual stuff I posted?
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He seems like a really smart guy



I might pass on taking his thoughts too seriously if you don’t mind.
 
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duffer

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #103
baldy said:
I'm not & never have been a racist you absolute cretin - lazy moronic reply
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Bollocks. You're just too stupid to realise it or too chickenshit to admit it.

Read what you wrote again, and try to figure out the bit where you embarrassed yourself. If you're struggling with it then I'll help. It's your pathetic fake outrage over what didn't happen!
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #104
SBT said:
He seems like a really smart guy

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I might pass on taking his thoughts too seriously if you don’t mind.
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As I said, I only posted a couple of things related to this thread but you are desperately trying to avoid it?
 

ajsccfc

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 28, 2022
  • #105
Through all of this, the one universal positive I think everyone can agree on is that there is no actual GI Jane sequel planned.
 
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