Just posted one about James Beattie (i just scrolled down the list of rumours on the front page and picked his name). Approximate time to rumour upload, 30 seconds.
"Roman Abramovic is due to approach Coventry City owners SISU, with intent to buy the cash-strapped club. Roman is said to have become bored with Chelsea and is looking to take on a new challenge.
Coventry will have have a vast transfer budget available and will look to use Abramovic's links to bring in new players. Ryan Bertrand, Jeffrey Bruma, Jack Cork, Gael Kakuta, and Danny Sturridge are rumoured to be on the hit-list, along with some of Russia's best talents. Coventry City will be a force in the Premiership within 5 years.
Before you start knocking this down, I am not a Coventry City fan so have no reason to make this up.
I have heard this from a few ex-players related to the club, whom I know personally"
23 Jun 2011 14:58:19
Kevin Kyle suggests a possible return to Coventry City but only if the wages were high enough after his recent successful spell in Scottish football
23 Jun 2011 15:31:33
Craig Bellamy: "I'd jump at the chance to become Andy Thorn's number 2".
The former Wales striker has made his intentions clear towards moving into management suggesting he'd like to get his managing career on track by starting at his former club, Coventry City; a club close to his heart and where he hopes he'd receive a heroes welcome back by the city faithful.
You gotta love the bloke replying on football rumours. Surely no-one connected with City could allow themselves to get wound up by such ridiculous suggestions.