GaryJones
Well-Known Member
What City Do for Me
This morning I woke up early and with a spring in my step I trotted down to the newsagent and bought a handful of papers so I could soak up the sport.
I whistled all the way back home and decided to make my wife breakfast in bed.
"Wow" she says “youre happy this morning whats happened"?
"Nothing much" says I.
"Can we go into town to do a bit of shopping later" she says with a smirk on her face
"Sure" says I
"When we get back can you put the curtain rail up we bought in the January Sales 2 years ago"?
"Yep no worries" says I
The slightly shocked look on her face was added to by her next question
"OK What have you done"?
"Nothing" says I
"No No you MUST have done something"
"No" says I "Im simply having a good day"
In town later this morning I buy a copy of the Big Issue on my way into Monsoon with my wife to do a bit of clothes shopping
“I will buy you that” says I "oh and keep the change" I tell the sales assistant
RIGHT THAT’S IT – YELLS THE WIFE – you have done something and you better tell me right now
CITY ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE Im sorry Ive been in a mood for the last 5 years but Im feeling all better now
I love you
This morning I woke up early and with a spring in my step I trotted down to the newsagent and bought a handful of papers so I could soak up the sport.
I whistled all the way back home and decided to make my wife breakfast in bed.
"Wow" she says “youre happy this morning whats happened"?
"Nothing much" says I.
"Can we go into town to do a bit of shopping later" she says with a smirk on her face
"Sure" says I
"When we get back can you put the curtain rail up we bought in the January Sales 2 years ago"?
"Yep no worries" says I
The slightly shocked look on her face was added to by her next question
"OK What have you done"?
"Nothing" says I
"No No you MUST have done something"
"No" says I "Im simply having a good day"
In town later this morning I buy a copy of the Big Issue on my way into Monsoon with my wife to do a bit of clothes shopping
“I will buy you that” says I "oh and keep the change" I tell the sales assistant
RIGHT THAT’S IT – YELLS THE WIFE – you have done something and you better tell me right now
CITY ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE Im sorry Ive been in a mood for the last 5 years but Im feeling all better now
I love you
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