Surely this won't be the same after Brexit?Kiss on both cheeks.
Then I move on to the face and do the same
A lovely old couple on my round mentioned to me that they like Elvis Presley, So when I was in a charity shop recently I saw an Elvis album,all his hits on a double LP.Only a couple of quid so I bought it.When I took it round the old lady got all excited and grabbed me and gave me a whopping kiss on the lips ! I was left All Shook Up. Pardon the pun.the worse thing for me is, no matter what I do, I fret for ages about whether it was right.
There are a lot of things in this countries past that are best left there, the British reserve the OP alluded to isn't one of them.
A lovely old couple on my round mentioned to me that they like Elvis Presley, So when I was in a charity shop recently I saw an Elvis album,all his hits on a double LP.Only a couple of quid so I bought it.When I took it round the old lady got all excited and grabbed me and gave me a whopping kiss on the lips ! I was left All Shook Up. Pardon the pun.
She's left the building, I'm glad she went as she was The Devil In Disguise, and she had A Wooden Heart.Hope Mrs. BBR doesn’t have a Suspicious Mind!
Sounds like you need some new (normal) friends! If your friends are that needy they wants 2/3/4 kisses every time you meet, stop meeting them! Just talk to them on What's Appproblem is, different female friends seem to have their own rules - i.e. some expect one side kiss, others two, so after completing the first kiss there's an awkward moment where shes either expecting another kiss (and tilts her head accordingly), or wonders why you're still hovering next to her with a funny look in your eye.
I've taken to whipping my tadger out and offering an improptu "sword fight" when greeting male friends.
Isn’t there some African culture where the men shake cocks instead of hands?
Fake edit: All This Is That: Walibri Men Ask May I Shake Your Penis?
If there was an award for interesting fact of the day, you would win it. Some of the comments under the article are quality.Isn’t there some African culture where the men shake cocks instead of hands?
Fake edit: All This Is That: Walibri Men Ask May I Shake Your Penis?
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