Weather Related Footballers !! (1 Viewer)

[Sky Blue Harry H]

As my garden fence is losing its battle against the elements (I'm tucked up safely, having made a token gesture of shoving a bit of wood against the fence to keep 'she who must be obeyed' happy), I pondered on a weather related footballer theme.

As it's Peter Hormans'chucking' it down, I thought Bob Brolly could commentate on the match...with Willo Flood kicking off.....over to you !!!!!!

 

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[Hobo]

De fence is Busst and John Gayle was strong.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

De fence is Busst and John Gayle was strong.

That's the spirit - I'll have to get a Chippo to fix it

 

[henry the wasp]

Who is the ref? Jeff winter?

 

[Hobo]

Those broken windows? Bill Glazier

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

Last winter my mate had a really bad time when the white stuff came down. I rang him and said "Ian?" "Snodin" he replied.

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

Back to the gales though, what about Windass? Or is that just a gastric problem?

 

[Hobo]

With all this rain it is certainly Boateng weather

 

[letsallsingtogether]

And that fence of his has made his Eden a Hazard but never mind at least it has blown away the Messi leaves

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

I rang the fence contractors yesterday but the quote they offered was ridiculous. Turns out they've been Dublin the prices. Bunch of Stefan Kuntz.

 

[hutch1972]

Sorry for the reminder but Tony Raines of Sutton springs to mind

 

[Hobo]

Years ago at Charlton you would get Derek Hales down the Valley.

 

[percy]

Arthur Lightning in goals

 

[ccfcway]

I've been told if the rain continues for the next 3 weeks, we will need Tim Fishermen to provide us with food. Apparently two turkeys will appear, but that will not be an eagle

 

[Samo]

Dave Thunder-Lightenin-The way you love me is frightenin. He was good.

 

[ccfcway]

Kyle Lightbourne

 

[Hobo]

How we long for Mike Summerbee.

 

[oscillatewildly]

How we long for Mike Summerbee.

But not his sun.

 

[Covstu]

I had to scrape my car again this morning, that fucking Ben Froster.......

 

[Covstu]

its cold out there, make sure you put your Kenny Jackett on!!

 

[ajsccfc]

I'm very sorry.

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(not sorry at all)

 

[ccfcway]

still raining, I am wearing my Gary MACallister

 

[Huckerby]

rainfall is due to be increasing significantly across the country...in some parts of Coventry it's even predicted to be Dublin...

 

[ccfcway]

just bought a Mauricio PONCHOttino

 

[ccfcway]

I have had to clear the leaves out of my Aaron GUTTERSson

 

[Speedies_Chips]

I'm not going outside in this weather. It look's a bit Peake-y out there!

 

[Speedies_Chips]

In fact, its chucking it Downs.

 

[wingy]

IF you want to stay Dry ,better get your Dani -Mac-ateer on

 

[ccfcway]

who's dani macateer ?

 

[Speedies_Chips]

who's dani macateer ?

Jason's brother ?

 

[wingy]

Oops,better take my medication.

 

[bringbackrattles]

In the 60's we had Ken "Hale", Englands manager was Walter "Winterbottom" !