I remember working with a chap many years ago, they had orders to attack belson concentration camp. The soldiers thought it was a german army base...or so they had been told, he was telling me they were all in position for the attack ( the german guards had fooked off)when the inmates started walking out, all skeletal,you know the pictures.Must have been quite a moment for anyone.
Seen Warwick Davis on soccer am the other week seems a decent bloke.
When I was about 6 I remember walking through town with my mum and seeing a dwarf walk into one of the banks in the high street.
Being a nosy Kid I asked mum where was the dwarf going and she said probably to work, and for years I thought that dwarves worked inside cash machines, so when you put your pin number in the dwarf would scurrey off to the vaults to get your money.
I still think it would work now, and it would prevent cash machine scams